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Kaninbooty

Kaninbooty

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When I watched someone get shot in the face and chest with a ball of fire and they walked away with a broken nose.
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Also when you're fighting a bunch of roflinvaders who have somehow gotten the same amount of people who just happen to all be vyres/demons/necros/ect. So the army I am aiding and I are defending Paterdomus against these people. I am my (I admit, kind of OP mage char) Rue Ozean, and I'm sending some fireballs at some necromancer guy (we'll call him Der*.) So Derp all of a sudden summons this 20-foot tall, 7-headed, firebreathing zombie.
Me(in a rage): ((WHAT THE F---?!!?!))
Derp: ((What?))
Me: ((HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!))
Derp: ((It just is.))
So I decide to let it go and just fight the thing. So I go up behind the Necromancer guy and send a fire blast at him. All of a sudden his totally-godmod zombie comes charging at me from behind, even though it was in my line of sight and fighting another person. I again decide to let it go, jumping to the side so the zombie would run into Derp. Derp stops the zombie and makes it grab at me, and I send another fire spell at it's face. The zombie gets hit but it apparently doesn't do anything.
Me: ((The zombie would be lit on fire!))
Derp: ((No))
Me: ((Yes! Zombies are no different from humans except they're undead!))
Derp: ((Fire wouldn't hurt it))
So I ended up smacking it over the head with my staff and cutting off it's head, then sending a fire surge into the back, point-blank, of Derp's necromancer.
My reaction to the somehow-still-alive-but-retreating zombie?
Are you %&$$^@3 kidding me?!

08-Jul-2012 17:47:56 - Last edited on 08-Jul-2012 18:47:16 by Kaninbooty

Tree Rawr

Tree Rawr

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I know rolfing is bad, but I got so bored I had to. I really did.
So there I was in the bank, and I saw my thearetical costume.
This is an "are you kidding me" from others, that I made happen.
So did others, actually.
This is my story. I'm being randomly dramatic. Am I kidding myself?
I put on the thearetical costume then equipped my giant carrot.
I went ic in the bar.
Then I described myself.
-A very fat 4'3 woman, with a giant toy carrot walked in-
Me:<Ey love!>-goes to whack with carrot-
Woman 1: -ducks- Hey.
Me: <Awh Shucks.>-goes to thwhack an elf-
-Elf gets hit- My ears!
Me: < Bye bye big ears.>
Elf: My ears...-covers ears.
-girl kicks my fat butt-Shut up!
Me: <<I wont shut up, dont kick me in the butt!>>
Girl: shut up!!! arrgh
Me: <<<No way, go away girly!>>> -tries to whack with carrot-
-Woman comes over-
-Woman: kicks ur neck and kills you.
Are you kidding me?
>Yeah<

08-Jul-2012 20:09:01

Xillo
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Xillo

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So there I was, Faladore pub. Just bought a round of ale for a few gentlemen I had just met. The one nearest me then drinks 20 of them, runs up stairs and vomits, then comes back down, downing 20 more ales and leaves. Another gentlemen and myself were shocked to witness such a show. A brisk two minutes go by, and the man from earlier re-enters the pub. "Ahh, great night, time for another. -would begin another nights drink with another 20 ales-" He says and emotes out. Meanwhile, after being time skipped with the rest of the bar, the most the other gentlemen and myself could do was: :O
The end!

10-Jul-2012 08:07:46

Wizard Oeuf

Wizard Oeuf

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There we were, in Falador's Pub. Ryderian Crusader forces, well dresses, and armored Saradomin warriors. We'd literally just killed three or four Zamorakians/Zarosians, disposed their bodies outside the pub, and settled down for some ale.
Suddenly, three idiots walk up to us-
Guy1:" Are you guys Saradominists? "
Crusader Callisto: Yes..
Guy2: " Oh, we follow Zamorak, any good places to eat around here? "
Crusaders: o.O....?

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