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Beyond Lions

Beyond Lions

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I remember the time my Bard was told a secret by a roflassasin at a party, and when my bard refused to play along, he said i was an assasin then tried to kill the king. When he failed, he "escaped".
Are you kidding me? i just wanted to score some wenches.

27-Feb-2012 01:32:55

Not Eln
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Not Eln

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Oh, babes...
*Ellen, the resident Ladyjarrat, comes in and sits in her chair, pulling out her pipe and smoking from it sagely as she puffs smoke from it in a sagely manner.*
My hostage, the lovely prince, who was actually /very/ lovely through the whole ordeal that my character put him through, didn't wish to die. Now, if somebody so much as TOUCHED my character, she would have killed him. So, it makes sense for, y'know, nobody to stabby-stab at her. Also... Nobody got distracted by the DAGGANOTH in the castle? Guys, c'mon now. You're trained soldiers, but... Some things are scarier then a 13-year-old girl with a knife, even if she has a knife to your Princes's throat. Like, monsters.
For that reason, I made the executive decision to teleport away, with my willing hostage in tow.
It was, of course, a pleasure Role Playing with all you lot. <33
*Blows smoke rings from her pipe.*
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27-Feb-2012 06:50:44

Siberys

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* The Aetr00mz calmly saunters into the 'room' of various roleplayers telling different stories. He proceeds to step on over to a wooden chair, with a gloriously comfortable velvet cushion, and promptly seats his buttocks on said cushion. *
Hello, chitluns. Let me tell you a story- . . .
So, the Kinshra and Varrock, after a few plans went awry, decided to kidnap the leader of a certain faction discussed beforehand. Successfully doing so, they brought it to their super, secret base of awesome. We're barely inside before an aforementioned Prince and co. saunter inside, having found our lovely dungeon already. Apparently, the King had a tracker in his commorb. After crafting diversions, we hurried ourselves to our Kinshra base. Few minutes later, said forces come barrelling in. I informed them of the monsters and knights they'd have to cleave in twain. Response?
"(( Stop pulling ********, Atrum. ))"
So, they manage to save their King. Yay! The Kinshra rageface and a couple hours later, Jade (No, not the epic Kyverie, but the almost-as-epic green armoured bounty hunter.), saunters into the castle, courtesy of his glorious air runes. When I saunter towards the castle, I'm told:
" (( The NPC archers would shoot you down, bud. )) "
Lolwut? So, after settling that, I calmly inform them,
" (( Jade's going to kill you all, 'kay? )) "
Suddenly, everyone goes O.O.C.
I lol'd.
~ Phantasmalia. ~ "Legacy. What is a legacy? It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see."

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27-Feb-2012 14:09:21

Taralani

Taralani

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Wellllll,
this is what happened to me.
-in falador-
Me: -The woman would walk calmly into the bar, her head bowed a little, and would take a seat on the stool by the bar-
Me:-she would calmly take out a book and flick through it-
Noob: -an imp would hop into the bar and up onto the counter- Hiya babz!
me: -she would try to ignore the annoying impious creature-
noob: oi! i aint annoyin' come! be my friend
me: -she would slam the book shut and stand to leave-
noob: -follows-
me: -after walking for five or ten minutes she would spin on the bridge and look at the annoying creature- what do you want
noob: be my friend!!!!!
me: why
noob: because i am -
me: -as he would seak she would go to grab him around the neck in a sweeping motion-
noob: woah!! -struggles- let me go!
me: I hate... imps.... -she would go to grab the lower part of his body with her other hand-
noob: hey come on now, everyone loves imps!
me: not me. -she would go to rip the imp in two-
noob: -teleports-
me: ((wtf....?))
noob: -oc- i was charging one all along
me: -ooc- No you weren't.... you're dead...
noob: no, thats one of my fave chars, you aint killing him!
me: dude... you're dead.
noob: no i aint
me: rriiigghhttt.. -teleports-
are you kidding me?!?
Taralani
Manere in Umbra

No, the Nourom are not returning.

27-Feb-2012 21:06:40

Not Eln
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Not Eln

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I don't know. I've been told by many, many people that I'm not a "rofljarrett"... My friends in COG, including Lorelei... My clan-mates in Kandarin, more or less all of them... Your sister certainly said that my character was legitimate... You can ask more or less any of the respected roleplayers, they'd agree.
~*Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!*~

27-Feb-2012 22:24:22

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