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Fine Newt
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In response to the mention of trade embargo and starvation, a few people burst out laughing at the man, and pointed out that Al Kharid and the Menaphites still considered themselves allies of Misthalin and were still very much actively trading.
Before the man left, he asked how they planned to eat their sand.
By making fishing rods out of sand.
The Capfather sends his regards.
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Fine Newt
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In response to the mention of trade embargo and starvation, a few people burst out laughing at the man, and pointed out that Al Kharid and the Menaphites still considered themselves allies of Misthalin and were still very much actively trading.
Before the man left, he asked how they planned to eat their sand.
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Fine Newt
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Fine Newt
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In response to the mention of trade embargo and starvation, a few people burst out laughing at the man, and pointed out that Al Kharid and the Menaphites still considered themselves allies of Misthalin and were still very much actively trading.
Before the man left, he asked how they planned to eat their sand.
By making fishing rods out of sand.
It's new, it's original, it's creative.
Camel Kebabs for sale! Only occasionally deadly!
(Also worth noting Misthalin has more farmland than any other country in Gielinor.)
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Fine Newt
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In response to the mention of trade embargo and starvation, a few people burst out laughing at the man, and pointed out that Al Kharid and the Menaphites still considered themselves allies of Misthalin and were still very much actively trading.
Before the man left, he asked how they planned to eat their sand.
By making fishing rods out of sand.
It's new, it's original, it's creative.
Fun for the whole family!
Also what Nat said. Along with that big ass river to fish from ;D
The Capfather sends his regards.
For all those that would attend, a speech was prepared before the burnt church in Varrock by a fellow dressed in mostly deep blues, waving around an intricately engraved staff. He spoke with anger in his voice, bright blue gaze staring down any who may step up to silence him.
"Dear Citizens of Varrock, do you see what lay behind me? Do you know what this once was? This once was a proud church of His holy faith, Saradomin! It lay in ruins now, desecrated by those angered at my Faith, all because these vermin that call themselves the representatives threaten chaos upon you all! They threaten to dissolve the Salve barrier, the barrier I and many like me fought so desperately to keep strong through the Vampyre's efforts, they threaten to abolish the work all the lives sacrificed in the chilling battle that took place two years ago for their own selfish desires! I stand before you wearing the very cloak that was shredded in that battle, what could have happened to me, and what happened to many others! I am Sapientis de Lumine, the Sage of Light, and I have fought alongside Saradomin himself in the dreaded God Wars for
this
to be the ultimatum delivered?!
I forsake these heathens, these terrorists, and I implore you to follow suit. These people do not represent we Saradominists, yet we suffer because of them! Let no Kingdom offer them sanctuary for their abhorrent actions, and may Saradomin turn his back to them!"
Speeches like this would be delivered daily by this figure, always in a new city, a new kingdom. Camelot, Ardougne, Falador, Lumbridge, Al Kharid, even places like Edgeville and Witchaven (What? That place still exists?) received his presence.
The Sicarius
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They think they are "the many", and I "the few". They think this gives them the right to walk over me.
Any and all anti-Church preachers would be arrested, as per directive from the Office of the Lord Regent, within the bounds of the Kingdom of Yanille. For Order.
Praise Saradomin.
(Literature would be confiscated. We don't live in the modern West, where freedom of speech is a tenet of society.)
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