Twas a lovely day at the citadel, sun shining, birds singing, blue sky. yeeees. pwetty.
Two guards walked down the path to the citadel, on patrol duty. Happily just chatting away to themselves, completely relaxed, engaging in friendly banter. They heard commotion in the keep, drawing their swords, edging their way to the door.
"kaboooom, kablowww, have at ye foul beast"
The guards burst into the room, spotting the source of the noise instantly. Cloud.
"Uh...cloud...what are you...doing..."
Cloud looked up at them, currently holding two cuddly toys. One was a brown and old worn out teddy bear, stitches all over, one straight down the eye, cause the bear was the "edgy hero" as cloud described him. The second was a large queen black dragon toy.
Cloud smiled menacingly "what does it look like...sir baloo here, legendary hero from the elven lands is slaying this dragon menace which has kidnapped the princess of varrock and is holding her prisoner in the tower of life!"
A guard blinked at him "...excuse me?". Cloud leapt up, nodding to them, throwing the toys down, wrapping his arms around both the guards shoulders. "Ya see...i'm...playing...but not just any kind of playing. This is cool and grown up playing."
"...i'm...roleplaying..."...
the two guards stared at him as he waved his hand through the air, to point at the cuddly toys "can't you see it...the fires of combat? dragon fire against half bear half elf experiment. Sir baloo was shamed his whole life...but he's redeeming himself..."
the two guards stared wide eyed "woaaaah..."
Anyone who walked in that day would come in to see cloud and two guards who were meant to be on parol duty "roleplaying". "pew pew...kablowie, DIE SIR BALOO! COME AT ME WARRIOR OF DARKNESS!"
10-Jan-2017 21:53:51
