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Melkarth
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The Rector, currently too high to be truly cognitive, has a manservant put the chest into storage. He lies in his bed, crying with joy and blabbering about the piety of the chosen people


dese nigsas so pious hot damn dey b so gud 2 tha church man its so gud aw man u no wat ah mean man

25-Nov-2014 16:26:23 - Last edited on 25-Nov-2014 16:26:41 by Melkarth

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Melkarth said :
The Rector, currently too high to be truly cognitive, has a manservant put the chest into storage. He lies in his bed, crying with joy and blabbering about the piety of the chosen people


dese nigsas so pious hot damn dey b so gud 2 tha church man its so gud aw man u no wat ah mean man


*hits blunt*

if ur waiting for the waiter doesn't that make u the waiter All these sins disguised as blessings

25-Nov-2014 16:32:20

Melkarth
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After a brief meeting the Rector had with an obscure Acolyte in a just begun construction of a Cathedral on White Wolf Mountain, and walking away with a fancy new chest, King Sennis shoots to the top of the "Charitable Donations" leader board.

25-Nov-2014 17:36:01

Melkarth
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The Church of Saradomin
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A letter from the Divine Rector to Archbishop Armond of Misthalin.


My Lord Archbishop,

Armond - We write to you in brief. We must request that you drop your issues with the Kingdom of Camelot. Your pursuit of them has proved most fruitful, and an arrangement has been agreed.

In return for you being dazed and forgetting the incident, His Royal Majesty King Sennis will personally accompany the upcoming Crusade against the Menaphites. He has also left with us a very fancy chest, encrusted with elf crystal. I shall tell you that the contents weighed much - all a fine donation to the Cause, of course.

He has also agreed to let Saradomin into the Kingdom of Camelot, and has commissioned the construction of a grand Cathedral on White Wolf Mountain. We have seen the plans ourself, and it shall indeed be grand. If you wish to discuss with us the matter sooner, We intend to be in Lumbridge soon.

As well as this, We shall soon announce the Council which was discussed, wherein Our intentions will be made public. Then the faithful will rally to the Lord's banner.

Saradomin Wills It,
Deus Vult,

Julian-s Primus,
Divine Rector of the Holy Church,
Apostolic King of Entrana,
Vicar of Saradomin.

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Two days later, a letter would arrive for the divine rector. A reply from the church of Misthalin.

Your Holiness the Divine Rector of the Holy Church,

I am greatly pleased that you, in your wisdom, were able to find peace with Camelot where I could not, and make the most of a potentially disastrous situation. I will do as advised, forgive the camelites for their missteps, and recommend the same course of action to both her majesty the queen of Varrock and his highness the grand duchy of Lumbridge, should they feel it necessary to bring up the matter any further. As Camelot rallies under the banner of our lord, I bestow upon them my blessing in the coming battles, as they make holy war against the heathens of the desert.

Saradomin Wills It,
Deus Vult,

Armond Aberdire,
Bishop of Varrock,
Archbishop of Misthalin,
Grand Inquisitor of the Holy Church.

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25-Nov-2014 23:46:45 - Last edited on 26-Nov-2014 00:29:18 by Delemis

Zeremal
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Ooga booga ho-ho, ho-ho. IT'S A ME, A MARIO.

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