There was an old farmer
Who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow
Just shaking his
Fist at some boys
Who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water
Their hands on their
Marbles and playthings
And at half past four
There came a young lady
She looked like a
Pretty young creature
She sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles and laces
And white fluffy duck
She said she was learning
A new way to
Bring up her children
So they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard
Were shoveling
Refuse and litter
From yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow
Was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow
Down by the dock
He looked like a man
With a sizable
Home in the country
With a big fence out front
And if he asked her politely
She'd show him her
Little pet dog
Who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him
Grab hold of her
Small tender hand
With a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over
And suck on his
Candy, so tasty
Made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream
All over her
Cookies that she had
Left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f*ck yourself!
-You called someone in to stop a naval fleet from flanking, that was their entire purpose, you confirmed they would not be helping in the fight. They don't show up, you insist we recognize they're there anyways, and straight-up ignore us if we don't accept your ghostboats that you won't rp and the second-in-command of karamja wouldn't rp. Basically, "babyrage babyrage i don't want to get flanked wont accept it no no".
-This is even more evident when we came from the woods separating Asgarnia and Taverly. Again, you threatened to just ignore that force. You didn't want to get flanked, and were ready to flat-out ignore any strategy that involved exploiting the open sea or forests. You also refused to play anything stopping us, instead opting for "no theres just stuff there sry :\\".
-I'll also mention when I asked about infiltrating burthorpe to spy around, you told me "no its impenetrable". Yet when we complained that Sicarius and the Banditos came flooding in to Falador again and again, you asked why we aren't roleplaying anything stopping you, or why you shouldn't be able to get in to Falador. Hypocrisy. Tons of it.
-You allowed people fighting for you to come in to the war with their blacklist in effect, despite the fact that blacklists mean nothing in wars. Resulting in a good chunk of Asgarnian forces being ignored. But Asgarnians weren't allowed to ignore any of your forces, because that's cancer. Everything is cancer.
You threw that word around more often than cancer researchers do. You were just as awful as you claim Asgarnia was. Don't go marching like you have a moral high ground here, Ian.
The Sicarius
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They think they are "the many", and I "the few". They think this gives them the right to walk over me.
RiDaku
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Smell Teller
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despite all the shit I endured for the sake of the people who weren't leading and were just fighting for a good time
You mean for your own side. I got a few crossbow bolts off and then got ignored by your entire side for being, and I quote, "cancer". It's funny how you have no problem interacting with me anywhere else, and would have happily had me aiding your side, but the attitude I got from your side the moment I said I was helping Asgarnia was where the real cancer lied. You are just as much at fault as Asgarnia is. You did nothing for
everybody
who was just fighting for a good time, you did everything for the people
helping you
that were just "fighting for a good time".
Perhaps you shouldn't use characters whom died 2 years ago in wars. You're fully knowledgeable that the Sicarius and it's members don't recognise "Jeoffrey Sicarius - Combat Expert" as a legitimate character.
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