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Alrekr Ormr

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What? Oh, well done.
*flex of the page fifty-seven page claim!*

13-Jan-2014 23:03:20

K9 Morphed

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WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?

DAMNIT!

Thanks on the well done! Be sure to check out issue 20 that'll be published next Monday - It could be as long as 9 articles. #TeamDaenerys

13-Jan-2014 23:07:59 - Last edited on 13-Jan-2014 23:08:46 by K9 Morphed

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Alrekr Ormr

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The mighty fire pit of the beardhall awaits its future kindling.

13-Jan-2014 23:13:04

K9 Morphed

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Alrekr Ormr said :
The mighty fire pit of the beardhall awaits its future kindling.

I don't believe you've subscribed to TGT, so for Beardhold to get the paper it'd be a long trek to the nearest paper stall

Details on how to Subrscribe and places that we have put stalls in are on page 3

#TeamDaenerys

13-Jan-2014 23:15:16 - Last edited on 13-Jan-2014 23:15:36 by K9 Morphed

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2023

Alrekr Ormr

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Bwa?! [Translation: I say, you have an application available for organized roleplay groups to successfully acquire in character copies of your news paper?]

Subscription Application

Full Name Beardlord Alrekr Ormrsson of BeardHold

Address the highest peak in the trollweiss mountain range where you may find many a post servant and religious door to door preacher either frozen solid or eaten by wolves and/or trolls.
Only the mightiest of postmen with the greatest of beards may deliver papers to beardhold.
And sure they're carried by yaks, that have braided yak beards, and leave the yaks, we need more yaks. Alrekr knows not why we placed beard hall on giant mountain, why not a top a pleasant grassy knoll? Bwa! Enough, send your papers!

Copies One hundred and ninenty nine billion, seven hundred and sixty two million, three hundred and forty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty eight copies.

13-Jan-2014 23:18:27 - Last edited on 13-Jan-2014 23:26:46 by Alrekr Ormr

K9 Morphed

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Yes, we do! =D We have one for literally everything. Take a read through page 3 and find out the wonders of it all

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13-Jan-2014 23:21:13

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2023

Alrekr Ormr

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The application resides above your comment! Take heed and read the need for speed!

13-Jan-2014 23:27:40

K9 Morphed

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That's a lot of copies, way more copies than you would be able to afford: For me to accept that, you'd have to bring that down considerably. #TeamDaenerys

13-Jan-2014 23:36:40

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2023

Alrekr Ormr

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3,595,722,257,304 gp

Now you can either accept the money, or take whatever is behind the mystery curtain.
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We make deal, monthly subscription for one million copies, Alrekr will pay you in copious amounts of harlots, the finest of mead, one hundred blood rubies, twenty diamonds, and five beaver pelts.

13-Jan-2014 23:42:43

K9 Morphed

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TGT only does weekly subscriptions due to the way it's produced and only accepts GP as payment.

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13-Jan-2014 23:43:55

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