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ToP BaSS

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Nunchucks have not been developed as a weapon as such, they have been adapted as a training aid for posture and hand movement.
The Nunchuck was originally used as a rice flail by peasant farmers and never adopted into mainstream fighting/battle equipment.

22-May-2021 08:44:58

Kiwi Magic

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ToP BaSS said :
Nunchucks have not been developed as a weapon as such, they have been adapted as a training aid for posture and hand movement.
The Nunchuck was originally used as a rice flail by peasant farmers and never adopted into mainstream fighting/battle equipment.


No wonder I kept wacking myself in the back of the head with my Nunchucks
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22-May-2021 08:49:52

Loki Seijana
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Flails come to mind for similar reasons to nunchucks but I would have to say the handgonne/hand cannon.

Sure, if it hits it hurts unless you're in steel plate mail because despite being a firearm it lacked the power to punch through the kind of armour late medieval knights typically wore and that's if it hit at all, the accuracy of the weapon was so bad that frankly you could close your bloody eyes and it would likely make no difference.

This is not mentioning that, lacking even a matchlock trigger, the powder had to be ignited by hand through a touch hole. Once the powder was lit, it couldn't be extinguished but there was an unpredictable delay before the gun would actually fire so you just had to point the barrel end towards your enemy and hope it would only take a second or two to fire.

Oh, and this is old blackpowder we're working with, loaded from a flask also by hand. If it gets wet, it won't ignite at all so these handgunners could well be unable to fire at all JUST BECAUSE IT RAINED !

I often wonder how we ended up with guns at all, I personally would have ordered the inventor back to the drawing board.

22-May-2021 09:13:08 - Last edited on 22-May-2021 09:21:47 by Loki Seijana

Stoat King

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Since the dawn of time, Man has sought to destroy the sun.
I have done my part by researching if it would be possible to create a projectile weapon powerful enough to smash the yellow bastard to pieces. What about a giant space rail-gun firing moon-sized projectiles at nearly the speed of light?
I'm sorry to report that I got nowhere. It turns out to be impractical.

As I remember the US military, as part of its research into non-lethal weapons, spent a fortune trying to develop a weapon nicknamed "The Gay Bomb" which would make troops uncontrollably lust for anyone near with such virility that their combat effectiveness would be massively impaired. So not really 'gay' at all - it was anyone near regardless of gender. But a funny name nonetheless.
Didnt work and had the gas had the unfortunate side effect of massively increasing body odour.
Some of that non-lethal weapon research was astonishingly strange.

22-May-2021 09:51:12

Wild Bill63

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@Loki, I don't know if the flail and the chucks could be compared apart from it being two parts held together by some sort of linking mechanism. The weight of a flail would have enough momentum to follow through on it's own, unlike chucks which is two really light weight pieces of wood that has forward momentum until it hits the opponent, there's no weight driving the weapon forward like a flail does.

22-May-2021 18:03:22

Dong U Dead

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Rebel Wilson Nunchuck skills:

https://youtu.be/hPDqIiTFCMc

https://amp.cinemablend.com/news/2558128/rebel-wilsons-halloween-costume-shows-off-nunchuck-skills-and-new-figure-after-weight-loss
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

23-May-2021 00:40:09

Kiwi Magic

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Dong U Dead said :
Rebel Wilson Nunchuck skills:

https://youtu.be/hPDqIiTFCMc

https://amp.cinemablend.com/news/2558128/rebel-wilsons-halloween-costume-shows-off-nunchuck-skills-and-new-figure-after-weight-loss


That was pretty impressive from Rebel Wilson. Did you notice the other guest. I'm pretty sure it was Kit Harington who played Jon Snow in Game of Thrones.
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23-May-2021 07:20:43

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