The weapons division of the Corugii Corporation is very interested in the military applications.
Oh wait!
Here we go...
"Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed, diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping."
Beautiful. Just beautiful...
But wait, there's more!
"Some who eat the cheese prefer not to ingest the maggots. Those who do not wish to eat them place the cheese in a sealed paper bag. The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a "pitter-patter" sound."
Pitter-patter.
Fifi will know that song! "Storm in a Teacup"
"Pitter patter, pitter patter...one drop of maggots on the sandwiches, doesn't mean to say I wont serve it..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQCDZarHWUI
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
04-Nov-2018 09:23:52
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