-Albert Einstein December 25,2015
Make RuneScape Great Again usually on at 3:00 PM PST
I am the Emperor of Africa, Afrikaneer Engineer, and retired RSOF troll
The Real Bad African (shenanigans moved to YT under an assumed name)
I had a quick word with Albert. He told me he never lived under a bridge at all! (although he did confess to a brief sojourn in his Uncle Pete's summerhouse during a particularly cash-strapped period).
What? Wait! How are you speaking to Albert? He's brown bread. Are you claiming to be some sort of charlatan clairvoyant - one of those who pulls "ectoplasm" from their orifices? (which always turns out to be a strong mixture of Jell-O smeared onto muslin cloth and I reckon must nevertheless cause terrible friction burns on it's way out of wherever it's been secreted). You must be, you are too young to have consulted with him during his lifetime.
Whilst I, on the other hand, knew him briefly before his demise. *smug grin*
OY VEY
“Loddfafnir, listen to my counsel: You will fare well if you follow it, It will help you much if you heed it. If aware that another is wicked, say so: Make no truce or treaty with foes.”
- Havamal 127
Hoping to buy daughter's delayed birthday present on the way home. Stopping off at a music shop in Bristol to check out their Ukuleles. Hopefully they will have a good few for her to try out.
One man's
Truth
is another man's
Lie
31-Jul-2015 22:46:09
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