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Jafnhaur
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Bernadette would you please play my clarinet?

:^)
“Loddfafnir, listen to my counsel: You will fare well if you follow it, It will help you much if you heed it. If aware that another is wicked, say so: Make no truce or treaty with foes.” - Havamal 127

26-Jul-2015 16:13:39

RubiksCube77
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So one day while I was about to go to sleep, a car crashed into a wooden fence in my neighborhood. I didn't check it out immediately, but I did hear an angry man say "hey get back over here!" and that was accompanied by a scared woman screaming. I did eventually get to see what happened. The lady wasn't in sight but my neighbor was. In the morning, I had a talk with my bro about who did see what happened after the crash and he said a lady in a pink burka or veil ran out of the car. And by the time I got there she was gone. I assumed she got away, but of course that's a stupid assumption because the car is still there. I was joking with my bro about her getting away.

Police officer: Hello, I am looking for Mohomad's wife
*ohomad: which one?
-There's like 10 women working on cleaning the house with stereotypical Arab music playing in the background.-
Police officer: The one in a pink burka
Mohomad: Oh no that's not her. You're thinking of another mohomad's wife that has a pink burka.
Police officer: But hey that's your car and it was a woman in a pink burka
Mohomad: What are you racist? Are you saying that all our women look the same because they have a burka on? I said it was not her.

I've just thought of this out of nowhere and now realize why they have to have a burka on. It's because they are ninjas. Why else would they be trying to conceal their identity? How else would she be able to get away so fast. Ever wondered why they stay at home? Now you know, and also know not to mess around Mohomad's stuff unless you want a ninja star in your back.

Anyway I'll see you guys next weekend. Make RuneScape Great Again usually on at 3:00 PM PST
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27-Jul-2015 03:32:33

Bernadette
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Jafnhaur said :
Bernadette would you please play my clarinet?

:^)


My heart belongs to H.

However, if you are planning your funeral any time soon, I can play 'Abide With Me' on my clarinette, although I would have to have a couple of practice run throughs :)
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27-Jul-2015 10:38:35

FiFi LaFeles

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Bernadette said :
Hope you have fun Wilf. Travel sounds pretty dire at the moment, so good luck!




Weirdest thing just happened, I flicked back to the Rulebreakers thread where I had made a suggestion for a couple of mild punishments for scammers and, as I flicked down the page, the suggestion next to my avatar was wrong and the name under my avatar was Cat's!

My actual suggestion was still there with the correct name and avatar, but my pic was also showing on Cat's. It went back to normal when I refreshed - wish I had thought to have done a screenprint of it first!




Holy cow! I am a ghost in the machine.
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27-Jul-2015 10:38:55

Jafnhaur
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I still maintain my position on what I said about western women. If not all of them, 95% are hedonistic harlots who live for the moment and nothing else. They have no basic human dignity, no honor and no respect. “Loddfafnir, listen to my counsel: You will fare well if you follow it, It will help you much if you heed it. If aware that another is wicked, say so: Make no truce or treaty with foes.” - Havamal 127

28-Jul-2015 02:47:44

RubiksCube77
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I can somewhat agree with what you have to say on western women, but I can't genuinely say how much out of 100 of them are evil. My personal experience with them excluding academics is limited. But I can say a few things that I have noticed is fairly common.

Women nowadays (at least in my generation) are more willing to sleep around and that can give one the perception of them being a harlot, jezebel, etc. One video I've come across found that by the time a couple has married, less than 5% of partners are *******. I bring this up because there's a study that showed that the more s--ual partners a woman has, the more likely she will cheat or divorce.

From my personal experience, I wouldn't necessarily say they are all vicious and malevolent in nature because they can be nice and polite, but a common thing I have noticed is that they seem to talk bad about people behind their backs. Another complaint I've heard is that they're manipulative. And I do have personal experience with some girl controlling someone I do know to do things they didn't do or support before. Make RuneScape Great Again usually on at 3:00 PM PST
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28-Jul-2015 04:00:13

FiFi LaFeles

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He's probably still sitting on the M20 trying to get to the Eurotunnel.

Or maybe part of a human chain of Bucketeers throwing water onto the piles of blazing car tyres at the French end.

I did a bit of reading about the Lot region where he's going - apparently it's renowned for it's termite problem. Hope he remembered to pack a tin of Raid.
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28-Jul-2015 13:44:50

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