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Bennee

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RubiksCube77 said :
Thanks for your invitation to England; my African brothers shall spread their way of life in England. And they shall turn it into a true African paradise like Detroit, Baltimore, or Ferguson. Bawana shakala boom and Hujumbo as my village always says.
Ahh, The Real Bad African! I did not expect to find you here! Did you not forget about the hot dog you still owe me? I will personally swim across the Apopo river, and you will NOT SEE me coming for you. I have siegs and heils that will take away your personal belongings, and strand you in the Ashongo dessert where you will rot until you cook me another hot dog. One that is made up of the finest meat, the perfect toasted bun, and the highest quality ketchup. Be warned, my fellow African, because you will NOT SEE the big bad Africans as they come to get you.
Shakalaka boom and a pleasant Hujumbo to you, my fellow African.

13-Jun-2015 06:21:28

RubiksCube77
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Bawana do not disrespect your Emperor or else you will lose your korodani. If you try to take your Emperor to the Ashongo desert, I will personally slap the African out of you and make you mashoga. Then my wizards will cast spells at you with their AK-47s. Bawana I shall even make you drink something besides Olde English 800 malt liquor or Kool Aid and your chengelele will fall off along with your korodani. I will then sell you to the weupe to make you pick cotton. Bawana you must have lost your korodani because it's shakala not shakalaka. You do not deserve a shakala boom or a hujumbo. I will NOT SEE you later. Appeal to it bawana and praise Africa. Make RuneScape Great Again usually on at 3:00 PM PST
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13-Jun-2015 06:46:02

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14-Jun-2015 01:33:03

FiFi LaFeles

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Dear Emperor (still not convinced about that one)

Well I must say that it sounds very exciting in your village of Detroit. Rather like London when Manchester United are playing Chelsea. They also wear red and blue. Actually, perhaps they are in fact your local teams? Probably the bloods are Bloed F.C. and the crips are Skyfies United (ah, see, I have been learning Afrikaans).

Although I suspect the Red Devils and the Blues trade insults rather than Anadins and indigestion remedies.

Football is a rather popular sport in England - do you have a National sport? (other than shooting Boogeymen and hippo racing).

Bawana see you down the boozer later, as my village always says.
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14-Jun-2015 21:48:36

Wilf
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lol I bet whichever mod hid that post went back to page 706 (7 days ago) and hid the link there too.

Maybe they should keep going and hide the ones from last month too!

14-Jun-2015 22:56:44 - Last edited on 14-Jun-2015 22:59:01 by Wilf

RubiksCube77
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Ah cat my fellow bawana

I am glad to see my fellow bawanas practicing our tribal traditions in London. Ah I should've also included selling insults as a trade as well. My fellow bawanas in our village record their insults and sell them. One bawana that comes to mind is Lil Wayne and another is Rick Ross. They sell insults all the time, and they are very rich because of it. Another way our fellow bawanas could make money is by playing mpira wa kikapu. That is a traditional African game that involves tossing a ball into a hoop. It is so popular in African villages that they can go to college because they are good at it.

Bawana how's the weather over there in England? It's always the same weather here in Africa; just hot and dry. But hey we don't have to pay for gas, water, or electricity. By the way, I saw your message about trading with shells and stones. Bawana they have no real value like a cow. Why else do we barter with cows and goats? When was the last time you saw a bawana be able to buy a mud hut with some stones? If a bawana did that, we'd call the bawana that sold a mud hut for some stones bujamba and assume he has no korodani.

Hujumbo and Shakala boom as my village always says.

P.S. (this is where I'm serious)

I'm not actually from Detroit, nor am I Afrikaans. I'm actually from the west coast of US, but I probably shouldn't say where I am actually from to stay in character lol. I'm guessing you thought I am Afrikaans because of my sig. Yeah I probably told people a thousand times that it's just a combination of words that I thought sounded cool together. I have a South African friend call me Afrikaneer in game, and I am majoring in Mechanical Engineering. Hence the name Afrikaneer engineer. I like playing with you. Please continue being a catweazle lol. I've got an exam to study for, so wish me luck lol. And have a nice day. Make RuneScape Great Again usually on at 3:00 PM PST
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15-Jun-2015 01:31:05

RubiksCube77
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Your double post is amazing! Make RuneScape Great Again usually on at 3:00 PM PST
I am the Emperor of Africa, Afrikaneer Engineer, and retired RSOF troll
The Real Bad African (shenanigans moved to YT under an assumed name)

17-Jun-2015 02:55:27

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