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Breath Mint

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Catweazle said :
Breath Mint said :
Catweazle said :
I have no intention of risking a broken fingernail by picking up a power tool.

Your nails must be incredibly weak if you can break them by simply picking up an object.


Not 'an object'. Just anything that I don't like the look of. Then they magically become incredibly fragile.

Which is why men exist. To deal with those awkward moments when I'm having a fingernail-fail moment.

Why do women exist?

25-May-2014 10:26:11

Nonon-chan

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Breath Mint said :
Catweazle said :
Breath Mint said :
Catweazle said :
I have no intention of risking a broken fingernail by picking up a power tool.

Your nails must be incredibly weak if you can break them by simply picking up an object.


Not 'an object'. Just anything that I don't like the look of. Then they magically become incredibly fragile.

Which is why men exist. To deal with those awkward moments when I'm having a fingernail-fail moment.

Why do women exist?

Hey, can't make two halves without a hole. And that hole has to lead to something besides an intestine. Besides, it's funny to watch them struggle with things men do so easily. (Had to try really hard not to make that sound seksist...)

Edit: Damn, I almost made it through without having to be censored....

25-May-2014 16:36:07 - Last edited on 25-May-2014 16:37:30 by Nonon-chan

SlR
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Good afternoon, all Bob says:
A bank PIN will keep your items secure.
Always check the second trade screen.
Never trade in the Wilderness!
Keep your computer keylogger-free and virus scanned.
Never give your password out to anyone.

25-May-2014 19:21:28

SlR
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Good morning Miss Kizmo, how are you? Bob says:
A bank PIN will keep your items secure.
Always check the second trade screen.
Never trade in the Wilderness!
Keep your computer keylogger-free and virus scanned.
Never give your password out to anyone.

26-May-2014 03:53:15

Catweazle
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Catweazle

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Breath Mint said :
Catweazle said :
Breath Mint said :
Catweazle said :
I have no intention of risking a broken fingernail by picking up a power tool.

Your nails must be incredibly weak if you can break them by simply picking up an object.


Not 'an object'. Just anything that I don't like the look of. Then they magically become incredibly fragile.

Which is why men exist. To deal with those awkward moments when I'm having a fingernail-fail moment.

Why do women exist?


Because you would get very bored if you didn't have someone to argue with about possession of the TV remote control.

26-May-2014 10:39:55

Breath Mint

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Catweazle said :
Breath Mint said :
Catweazle said :
Breath Mint said :
Catweazle said :
I have no intention of risking a broken fingernail by picking up a power tool.

Your nails must be incredibly weak if you can break them by simply picking up an object.


Not 'an object'. Just anything that I don't like the look of. Then they magically become incredibly fragile.

Which is why men exist. To deal with those awkward moments when I'm having a fingernail-fail moment.

Why do women exist?


Because you would get very bored if you didn't have someone to argue with about possession of the TV remote control.

But then I would be able to watch SportsCenter in peace.

26-May-2014 11:06:00

Catweazle
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You wouldn't. Subconsciously you would be feeling anxious and uncomfortable, waiting for something to interrupt your viewing, knowing deep-down that is was a baaaaad thing to just sit there and quietly watch the TV when you knew very well there were a whole lot more important things which needed doing.

Like, new shelves in the hall closet, that leaking tap, the wonky washing line in the garden, the spare room needing a lick of paint, the new curtain rail in the kitchen....

You need us as your inner voice to prevent you from growing roots from your derriere and becoming something of a vegetable.

26-May-2014 11:15:31

Breath Mint

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Catweazle said :
You wouldn't. Subconsciously you would be feeling anxious and uncomfortable, waiting for something to interrupt your viewing, knowing deep-down that is was a baaaaad thing to just sit there and quietly watch the TV when you knew very well there were a whole lot more important things which needed doing.

Like arguing about possession of the TV remote control?

26-May-2014 11:24:26

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