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Archie.

This took waaaay too long to figure out on mobile LOL

He's such a precious baby. I love him so much :c I wish I could take him.

Arrr! Only th' Devil an' I know th' where'bouts o' me treasure, an' th' one o' us who lives th' longes' should take i' all.

@CapnBrigantia

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25-Sep-2021 20:45:23

Bought some petrol today. Oh yeah. Eat your hearts out, you fellow Brits, who got to the front of the queue at the local Kwik-E-Mart with petrol as a sideline and there weren't none

Thinking about going to the supermarket later to lay in supplies of toilet paper, pasta and beans prior to Christmas being cancelled. I'd get some meat but apparently there isn't any because there's no slaughterhouse gas left. Likewise no beer but there's no bottled water either so I'll be drinking out of puddles for a while. Hope it doesn't make me ill because there's no way of getting hold of a GP.

It doesn't matter about not being able to afford to cook due to gas prices being so high, I'll just eat the beans cold out of the tin whilst huddled under a blanket with the dogs to keep warm - because I can't afford one of these new fangled non-gas boilers we will soon be forced to install.

Actually, the petrol isn't too much of an issue as we'll be banned from using it soon enough as we've been told to buy an electric car. I may have to sell the Ole Man's vital organs to afford that but wonder if it's worthwhile given the food shortages. Once he runs out of edible viscera I guess I'll just have to cannibalise the neighbours.

First World problems, eh? Pfffft !

Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

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