Honestly, I swear there's no dumber creature on this planet than customers lol
Actual conversation I've had:
Customer: Can you check the price on this for me?
Me: Sure! *scans* It's $19.99
Customer: Why?
Me: ...It's on sale? Like the sign right next to it says?
Customer: Why?
Or sometimes at the signature pad (where you do your debit/credit card payments) it'll ask you how you'd like to receive your receipts in the future. The options are email, email AND paper, or just paper.
So it'll prompt at the pad, I'll draw their attention to it, they'll look down, and I'll ask "How would you like your receipt?"
I can't tell you how many times I've had them look up, make eye contact, and just say "Yes."
ugh
Arrr! Only th' Devil an' I know th' where'bouts o' me treasure, an' th' one o' us who lives th' longes' should take i' all.
Brigantia
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Honestly, I swear there's no dumber creature on this planet than customers lol
Actual conversation I've had:
Customer: Can you check the price on this for me?
Me: Sure! *scans* It's $19.99
Customer: Why?
Me: ...It's on sale? Like the sign right next to it says?
Customer: Why?
Or sometimes at the signature pad (where you do your debit/credit card payments) it'll ask you how you'd like to receive your receipts in the future. The options are email, email AND paper, or just paper.
So it'll prompt at the pad, I'll draw their attention to it, they'll look down, and I'll ask "How would you like your receipt?"
I can't tell you how many times I've had them look up, make eye contact, and just say "Yes."
I brought a pair of sliders today with 25% off and I never got my 25% off, so will be back there tomorrow which is a pain. But a very nice young man served me, which is a pleasure when shopping.
FiFi LaFeles
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Oh wot. She no way looks that old. But I'd prefer her with a fringe now, I think.
Too much forehead.
She's the first celebrity that I have seen in a while that doesn't look plastic!
They say older women should have fringes and I like a fringe on me, but sadly one side of my hair does this thing and boy does it annoy the hell out of me if I try and straighten it with a straightener it breaks my hair - so having it longer the weight seems to stop that thing happening - not all the time though
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!
22-Dec-2019 10:19:54
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Dong U Dead
Gross. It seems as though Off Topic is resorting back to how it was. As such, I'm going to take my leave before it gets really creepy again.
And I swear I'm not going to let her know all the pain I have known
22-Dec-2019 11:51:29
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Averia Light
Brigantia
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Honestly, I swear there's no dumber creature on this planet than customers lol
Actual conversation I've had:
Customer: Can you check the price on this for me?
Me: Sure! *scans* It's $19.99
Customer: Why?
Me: ...It's on sale? Like the sign right next to it says?
Customer: Why?
Or sometimes at the signature pad (where you do your debit/credit card payments) it'll ask you how you'd like to receive your receipts in the future. The options are email, email AND paper, or just paper.
So it'll prompt at the pad, I'll draw their attention to it, they'll look down, and I'll ask "How would you like your receipt?"
I can't tell you how many times I've had them look up, make eye contact, and just say "Yes."
ugh
i was in a 99p store the other day. and i heard someone ask the person at the counter how much something was, and obviously she was told 99p, and the person went really? 99p?
i had to hold in laughter
Averia Light
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Gross. It seems as though Off Topic is resorting back to how it was. As such, I'm going to take my leave before it gets really creepy again.
uh oh in what way creepy
Averia Light
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Gross. It seems as though Off Topic is resorting back to how it was. As such, I'm going to take my leave before it gets really creepy again.
Damn it, that means I wasted my time replying to you