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Icy Spring

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I have been a man of infrequent stools all my life, often going four or five days before birthing a mold of my colon, but today is the first time I've ever wiped red blood instead of shit.

27-Sep-2017 07:30:07 - Last edited on 27-Sep-2017 07:30:58 by Icy Spring

Dong U Dead

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Icy Spring said :
I have been a man of infrequent stools all my life, often going four or five days before birthing a mold of my colon, but today is the first time I've ever wiped red blood instead of shit.
You suffer from constipation. you need to drink a lot more water and eat heaps more fruit and veges. try not to eat much cheese and diary products as that binds you. Walking is good too, sit up straight and if possible put your legs on a low platform so your knees are rises above while sitting, it all helps.
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

27-Sep-2017 07:36:01

Volkisch

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Probably have a pilonidal cyst. I had two burst while pooping and it wasn't a pretty sight. My toilet looked like a murder scene. [qu.ote id=23-24-312-63626936-13867-341770025*[quot.e id=23-24-703-65953575-104-341769920*what devastatingly undeveloped senses of humor you all have
can't even screencap this **** it's so stupid[/qu.ote]

can somebody put this in their sig[/.quote]

27-Sep-2017 07:36:53

Dong U Dead

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Volkisch said :
So now that there's no politics in here the chat thread is dead. Good going.
The topics and discussions in here have not often been pleasant as of lately - it was quite nasty at times. and not all those topics were politics.
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

27-Sep-2017 07:38:04

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27-Sep-2017 07:41:10

Icy Spring

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No, I've had periods of constipation before and it felt like there was a logjam blocking my sphincter, as well as instances of involuntary groaning and desperate contemplation of using my fingers to pry out the rabbit pellets, I think this was just a once time case of a soft yet particularly girthy turd forcibly ejecting itself faster than my delicate anus could withstand.

27-Sep-2017 07:44:20

Averia Light

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Icy Spring said :
No, I've had periods of constipation before and it felt like there was a logjam blocking my sphincter, as well as instances of involuntary groaning and desperate contemplation of using my fingers to pry out the rabbit pellets, I think this was just a once time case of a soft yet particularly girthy turd forcibly ejecting itself faster than my delicate anus could withstand.

Yes, what a pretty picture. Very Stephen King-like.

Nah, i had the same thing happen to me right after childbirth. It isn't pleasant. And I swear I'm not going to let her know all the pain I have known

27-Sep-2017 08:21:59 - Last edited on 27-Sep-2017 08:27:48 by Averia Light

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All of this bullshit recently just reinforces my belief that man is its own worst enemy. "Revenge...is like a rolling stone, which, when a man hath forced up a hill, will return upon him with a greater violence, and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion."- Jeremy Taylor

27-Sep-2017 08:37:33

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