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Dong U Dead

Dong U Dead

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Catmints said :
I feel like complaining is also a good thing.
you can improve yourself when you listen to others' complaints about you, that kind of thing.
That depends on the type of complaint, if it's constructive or not.
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

19-Nov-2017 01:29:21

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Here's constructive:

Hey Jagex - you really got it wrong. Again. Twice in 24 hours. First with the Snow Imps giving 200 clockwork, then with the LotD bug after update. Please try not to in the future, hire some QA Testers with qualifications next time.

Edit: oh, yeah and not forgetting the invisible miasma that wiped out hundreds of players.
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19-Nov-2017 01:42:22 - Last edited on 19-Nov-2017 01:43:42 by FiFi LaFeles

Dong U Dead

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I think they have learnt to see past our complaints - you know like screaming kids or whinning kids as parents you learn to block out noise, well I think Jagex have done courses to block out us and our complaints - I'm not even sure if they acknowldge our comliments :O

It's like going into work and income (people who live of the government or taxes) those people have done causes on how to treat people terribly...

I am sure there are causes out there if these type things ^_^
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

19-Nov-2017 01:48:25

Stoat King

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Does the QA team exist or not? This is a question that the wise have puzzled over since the dawn of time.
I prefer to think, as Voltaire did, that ""if the QA did not exist, it would be necessary to invent them"

If you want a laugh Fifi, and to see why they fail so hard, look up 'Agile scrum' or, if your brave 'Agile ceremonies'.

Yes, a 'meeting' is now a 'ceremony'.
I have to work with these useless ****ing nerds and pick up the pieces when their cosy little backslapping club screws everything up.

19-Nov-2017 01:51:40 - Last edited on 19-Nov-2017 01:54:43 by Stoat King

Stoat King

Stoat King

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Dong U Dead said :
I think they have learnt to see past our complaints - you know like screaming kids or whinning kids as parents you learn to block out noise, well I think Jagex have done courses to block out us and our complaints - I'm not even sure if they acknowldge our comliments :O

Our comments are not part of their metrics.
Forumers are a tiny minority and so can be ignored.
How they work out what the silent think is a question you would have to ask them.
Probably a variant of Mod Jacmobs military-grade mindreading software that could tell peoples identity the second they sat at the keyboard with 100% accuracy.
A bit like their automated bot detectors.
Actually, make that 140%.

19-Nov-2017 01:54:09 - Last edited on 19-Nov-2017 01:56:00 by Stoat King

Stoat King

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An example:
We have carefully planned to steal all the optics and the contents of the fruit machines from the local Harvester restaurant.
We come back to our hideout and start counting.
Its comes to the point where we discuss how to divvy it up.

60/60.

Its like 50/50, but better.

19-Nov-2017 02:12:48

Stoat King

Stoat King

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I had a very ill-advised competition once with someone as to who could write the most appallingly bad erotic short story.
For obvious reasons, I'm not going into details, but suffice it to say my idea of setting said story in a Harvester and adding a boatload of drink and drugs made for a pretty poor start to the potential romance.

An even worse compo was "who can find the fattest chef on the internet".
Dont go there.

19-Nov-2017 02:24:47 - Last edited on 19-Nov-2017 02:25:20 by Stoat King

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