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Mar

2011

AriannaD

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It's fine to eat a test grape in the produce section but you take one bite of a rotisserie chicken and it's all, 'Madam, you need to leave'.

02-Mar-2017 11:06:05

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.

03-Mar-2017 10:24:49

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles'.

04-Mar-2017 10:18:17

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I heard a teenager ask her mom how to spell U2. I really hope she gets that athletic scholarship.

05-Mar-2017 12:29:09

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

06-Mar-2017 10:20:35

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Another day, another opportunity to make new friends. Or maybe an opportunity to piss off a new group of people. I haven't decided yet.

07-Mar-2017 11:16:50

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I've decided to use my powers for good enough.

08-Mar-2017 10:38:58

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Love thy neighbor, tune thy piano.

09-Mar-2017 11:23:55

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I don't think there's anything wrong with wearing fur as long as the animal is still alive when you're wearing it.

10-Mar-2017 11:32:19

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because you know...I'm looking for ideas.

11-Mar-2017 11:10:52

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