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2011

AriannaD

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My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 23 items in my arms through the store.

20-Feb-2017 11:44:37

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Watching me flirt is like watching a dog try to get peanut butter off the roof of its mouth.

21-Feb-2017 11:43:27

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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You can't have everything; where would you put it?

22-Feb-2017 11:51:49

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Life is too complicated in the morning.

23-Feb-2017 11:54:53

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat

24-Feb-2017 12:22:49

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first place.

25-Feb-2017 11:13:01

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Why is it called beauty sleep if you wake up in the morning looking like crap?

26-Feb-2017 11:47:42

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.

27-Feb-2017 11:03:06

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well.

28-Feb-2017 12:00:55

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.

01-Mar-2017 11:27:20

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