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2011

AriannaD

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You say you want to bring me back to reality. You're assuming I've been there before.

07-Feb-2016 11:58:31

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2011

AriannaD

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The recipe said 'Set the oven to 180 degrees,' so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.

08-Feb-2016 11:59:26

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli.

09-Feb-2016 11:33:37

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I know some things are better left unsaid but how much fun would that be?

10-Feb-2016 11:22:19

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I would pay big money for a self-cleaning home.

11-Feb-2016 11:05:31

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Ever wonder if your Guardian Angel went on a coffee break and forgot to come back?

12-Feb-2016 11:12:27

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2011

AriannaD

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The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she?'

13-Feb-2016 11:43:52

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2011

AriannaD

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A woman needs a man to take care of her like a fish needs a bicycle to get to places.

14-Feb-2016 12:14:53

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Sometimes I wrap myself in bows and call myself gifted.

15-Feb-2016 11:31:58

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2011

AriannaD

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Whenever my dog winks at me I wink back just in case it's some sort of code I don't know about.

16-Feb-2016 11:12:16

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