Sent a bump but that pesky portent of life got in the way
Sent another bump but it got Resonanced
The third, fourth, and fifth bumps were all Barricaded
The sixth, seventh, and eighth bumps were all tanked with Devotion
The ninth was absorbed by immortality
The tenth bump was nullified by the Disruption Shield spell
And just when I thought I finally got the kill, the eleventh bump was Intercepted out of nowhere! Oh no, I'm out of bumps now! How will I ever bump this thread!?
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