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GREETINGS MY LOVELIES, WELCOME TO THE SECOND EVER KINGDOM OF VARROCK HUNGER GAMES!!!

WITH YOUR HOST,

TRIBUTES ASSEMBLE, AHH YES, THE CREME OF THE CROP. THE ENERGY, AHH I LOVE THE DESIRE TO SURVIVE THAT SHINES IN THEIR EYES. BUT SADLY BY THE END OF SATURDAY ONLY ONE WILL BE STANDING WITH (Hopefully) BOTH THOSE DETERMINED EYES STILL!

EVER SINCE THE FIRST HUNGER GAMES, THE CALL FOR BLOOD HAS FILLED THE CHAT, NOT JUST MONSTER/DEMIGOD BLOOD, BUT THE BLOOD OF THEIR PEERS (kovians are weird), SO K0V HAS TWEAKED THE HUNGER GAMES USING THE RESULTS AND FEEDBACK FROM THE FIRST EVENT TO CREATE THE HIGHLY REFINED K0VIAN HUNGER GAMES 2.0 (more like 1.2 but details aren't important)

THESE TWEAKS ARE DESIGNED TO EVEN THE PLAYING FIELD FROM THE EARLY GAME ALL THE WAY TO THE END GAME WHEN THE HUNTERS WILL BE UNRESTRICTED IN THEIR HUNT FOR ANYONE LUCKY (or unlucky should the hunters find you) TO STILL BE STANDING.

"But lalicus" I HEAR YOU SPUTTER "I don't have max cape cuz I am a scrublord, what's the point of going if I know people with maxed levels will also be participating?"

I HEAR YOUR COMPLAINT, YOU DELICATE WORM FLOWER OF A MAN/WOMAN SO WE HAVE TAKEN GOOD MEASURES TO ENSURE THAT WHILE LEVELS WILL UNDENIABLY BE AN ADVANTAGE, SHOULD YOU LEARN TO CEASE OPPORTUNITIES OR DECIPHER THE CLUES LEADING TO THE CASKETS BURIED BY THE HUNTERS CONTAINING EXTRA EQUIPMENT THAT COULD TURN THE TABLES, EVEN LOWER LEVELLED TRIBUTES CAN SUCCEED!

NOW WHILE THE SPECIFIC RULES WILL BE REVEALED BEFORE THE GAMES TO PROPERLY GIVE EVERYONE THE SAME TIME TO MENTALLY PREPARE FOR IT, I AM INFORMED FROM OUR SPONSORS THAT WE CAN REVEAL ONE TINY SNIPPET

AS PER THE GAME THAT INSPIRED THIS GAME (well battle royale actually was the real one but let's not get derailed here) REMEMBER THAT IN TERMS OF SOCIAL RULES, THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE IN THAT THERE IS NO RULES.

WANT TO ALL GANG UP ON THAT PESKY MAXED PLAYER? YOU CAN DO IT, VIVA *A REVOLUCION!
WANT TO USE MAX PLAYERS TO DESTROY THE LITTLE PEOPLE SO THE 1% CAN DOMINATE? YOU CAN DO IT, GLORY TO THE ARISTOS!

JUST REMEMBER THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR TEAM, ONLY ONE OF YOU WILL BE BREATHING BY THE END.

SO THIS SATURDAY ON 3 P.M. (can be altered to 5 P.M. if enough people request it) PREPARE TO CUT ALL FRIENDSHIPS, AND BY CUT I MEAN WITH A BLADE TO THEIR FLESHY BODIES!

I AM REQUESTING ONE OR TWO HUNTERS, IT WILL BE ON A FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED BASIS, MUST HAVE COMPLETED CARNILLEAN RISING AND MUST BE WILLING TO SHOW NO MERCY ON KILLING ANYONE THEY RUN INTO WHEN ON THE PROWL TO KILL YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES.

OHH BOY I CAN'T WAIT, TRULY THIS IS THE SPECTACLE OF THE AGES!