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Issue 1 - A Timely Return
Hear ye, hear ye, the old newspaper of old hath returneth unto thy yonder green and prosperous lands of Varrock. Back under the editorship of the esteemable Campo, it shall be a read worth reading.
“ok...time to go do jar” ~ King Lali
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What a fantastic quote to start on, don’t you think? Oh yes, truly marvellous. It leads us straight into our first issue. The great KoVian scandal of 2016! That’s right, folks, the King himself wishes to do a citizen with his abs. It appears that the Monarchy’s methods of…’bonding’, with its citizens has truly been taken to a new level. I guess it’s a case of *what happens in the royal chambers, stays in the royal chambers”. I just hope the Queen doesn’t walk in on it else it may get a bit embarrassing.
So what would the King be doing, doing a citizen? Well, some questions are best left unanswered.
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So what is the King doing when he’s not doing Jar? He’s inventing, as are numerous others. A scourge that has overtaken the minds of once sane KoVians has arrived and is truly a force to be reckoned with. Technological advancements a plenty with gizmos, junk, components, augmentations and all other technical machine industrial clever things are cropping up everywhere! Here’s to hoping Marii’s dungeon never sees any of these wacky inventions added to it.