~Royal Address~
~June 9th 2015~
"lali allow me to perform for you‏" Weylyn, not giving context.
Hello everyone and welcome to another exciting edition of the royal address!
On today's edition we have a few rather exciting announcements, so let us not tarry with long walls of roleplay text about how raine's feathers smell like bologna that was dropped under the dumpster behind an arby's.
King of all things that go BOOM.
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Lali
-----"We can re-build him, we have the Technology"-----------
So our past Roleplay Lord has been discovered during an archeological mining expedition. His body was rotten and decrepit, however we managed to reanimate him after applying an infusion of Fried Chicken and Freedom into a bullet and firing it at him from a fully modified SOCOM M4A1 with a holo scope, laser/flashlight addons with an extended banana clip. ((The man loves guns))
Anyways he has been revived and after having a talk with him, his dissapearance was an unfortunate byproduct of irlscape and some other things.
And, well he is one of the most abled rpers to grace this side of world 42, and he has accepted giving it another try.
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you.
Lord Ben Aristad.
-----"She reels them in, we cook them"----------------------
Now, the next position is of recruitment lord. Our past lord Dragonx51 had sadly succumbed to irlscape. He went through stages of intense xp waste that lead to nausea, diarrhea and more diarrhea.
You will be happy to know he has now found a new calling by gliding through cities and smashing facefirst against mountainsides.
However we have found a candidate who was more than willing to take over his spot. Yeah, at first she was abit hesitant, what with all the work, the responsability, the fact I was dragging her through the ground by chains and a rope while raine pointed a cannon at her face.
Eventually she warmed up to it, as such I would like to congratulate our newest member of the SCL+
Recruitment Lady Lori Renea!
King of all things that go BOOM.
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Wednesday ((tomorrow)) will see the beginning of the 14 part series "Beyond Perception, Beyond Reality" with the chapter 1, it will be at about 4 pm eastern, the scheduling will be a bit flexible should people who want to attend require the lee-way, but don't worry, it's a long rp and for the most part you will be able to come in between scenes, so don't hesitate to drop by.
And break out your finest rping skills, characters can die :3
------"That's all"-------
We have something big planned soon, but we are working out the details.
But be sure to start picking out your fanciest dresses and sharpest suits.
See you next week!
~King Lali
"When is Kite's budget is going to be increased, Lali?" -Hit 1111 saying a joke
King of all things that go BOOM.
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*install stall, puts on a top hat and grabs a megaphone*
Hear me! hear me! Zombies on sales for cheap! Buy one get another free! special discount for the 5 first customers!
Khan of Goshima, master of the order of the damned.
Subject of the Wushanko empire.
-Falls to knees, hands praising the skies as I scream to the Heavens- FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!... -clears throat and stands, dusting off trousers-... I mean... Congratz Ben.... You're the best man for the job. Also congratz, Lori, if that pretty face can't do it, I don't know what could.... Also.. Happy KoV Birthday to me!
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Cucco Chaser
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"He don't look like no cucco chaser to me. Then again, I ain't never met one before."