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Lali

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~Royal Address~
~Tuesday december 22 2015~

"I've made a mistake." -Steve Harvey

So santa clause has come to town, to give all of you that one thing you all have been dying for since the moment you were born.
That's right: A brand ******** new Royal Address!

On today's christmas special we got all sorts of goodies in here, including promotions, roleplay, raids, pve, parties Oohh I can't wait!

Good news is I don't need to... and neither do you. Let's get started!!
King of all things that go BOOM.

22-Dec-2015 23:46:31 - Last edited on 22-Dec-2015 23:49:36 by Lali

Lali

Lali

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-----The new royal is waller------

*steve harvey voice*

Wait. I've made a mistake

*takes crown off waller*

So when people think of royals most assume the dashing trim comp cape hero with seismics eliminating all the kingdom's enemies with unflinching poise and with a flourish to every killing blow.
Sadly that one must be for another time. But this in my opinion the more important kind of royal, the one who works behind the scenes, never actually bragging about the feats. The one who focuses on what happens in the kingdom and wishes to fix it for the sake of us all.
This is a royal in the making not just because of it's ((yes using neutrals until I reveal it's identity, get over it)) loyalty even in the harshest most popcorn filled moments, but someone who has served as a voice of humanity and reason in many convos in the mythical chambers of the SCL+ Skype chat channel.

So without further teasing I would like to present our new princess: Princess Sora!!!

If you do see her online, congratulate her for the promotion and give her a mill or two out of pity because she works irl at a horrible place filled with misery and really really old people smell.
King of all things that go BOOM.

22-Dec-2015 23:46:31 - Last edited on 22-Dec-2015 23:50:17 by Lali

Lali

Lali

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----Okay here you go my british beauty------

K0v has had a very noticeable lack of british people in the SCL+ team lately. I have been told that the king isn't even a native english speaker ((i know the scandal of it all))

As such I am forced to rectify our mistake, this person is so british and old fashioned that the entire parliament was instructed by him.

Not just because of this, this person is insufferable, annoying, really really stubborn and usually disagrees with me.

But loyal to the kingdom and with experience.

Which makes him a perfect candidate for a position of leadership in my book.

So please welcome our newest fish *' chips Overseer Lord: Lord Waller!
King of all things that go BOOM.

22-Dec-2015 23:47:20 - Last edited on 22-Dec-2015 23:50:35 by Lali

Lali

Lali

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----It's time to rock--------

Oooo it's coming, the rocky road of rock puns, this person rocks my body, rock solid, rocking the very essence of my core.

yeah those are horrible i'm done with them.

Anyways if loyalty was a skill in rs this person would have the 120 cape. This person disagrees with me, calls me out on my shenanigans and deems me one of the most idiotic entities this side of the milky way, she and I have a very rocky ((damn it)) friendship but I feel we can work it out. Rock.

All that aside I like to consider this person a good friend both to myself and all in the kingdom.

So please welcome our new lady of Recruitment: Rnoy!

If you do see her please give her a congratz and also your best rock puns you can come up with.
King of all things that go BOOM.

22-Dec-2015 23:47:51 - Last edited on 22-Dec-2015 23:50:52 by Lali

Lali

Lali

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----So last rp all our citadel guards died...------

And can't be helped but next rp will be bigger, more dangerous and even more insane! This weekend, be prepared for more high stakes encounters, all rpers bring your A game and I would recommend doing rps on your own time before this weekend to have your chars ready equipment wise for what is to come!

----Make me mjolnir, hammer time.-----

man, my jokes are on point today.

Anyways this weekend the bonus jagex has graced us with is... well incoming wall of text courtesy of our resident bird queen Raine:

December 26th to 27th: Skilling. Double XP and reputation at Artisan's Workshop. Increased node spawns and reward points at Runespan. Double gold relic, sceptre and Black Ibis drops at Pyramid Plunder. Enriched Div Nodes every 10 minutes instead of 20. Fishing spots stay twice as long. Divination wisps last twice as long. Mining nodes and trees replenish double time. +50% base Big Chinchompa XP.
King of all things that go BOOM.

22-Dec-2015 23:48:22 - Last edited on 22-Dec-2015 23:51:17 by Lali

Lali

Lali

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---Christmas with the varrockians---

So like I hinted before a k0vian holiday celebration is in the works we won't reveal much since we are still working out the minor details, but it will be an inter clan so I expect k0vians to be on their best behavior ((and if you don't you get to spend a weekend on marii's happy fun dungeon >**** ;) )

Be ready for fun and start gathering costume pieces for it ;)
King of all things that go BOOM.

22-Dec-2015 23:48:32 - Last edited on 22-Dec-2015 23:51:34 by Lali

Lali

Lali

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----Man that's all---

Whoo let's hope this one can keep all of you happy for now, and I hope you all enjoy this christmas week and ho ho ho and all that other good stuff.

-King Lali

"What's the galaxy come to when you can't trust an old man in a brown robe?" Corso Riggs ((Star wars the old republic))
King of all things that go BOOM.

22-Dec-2015 23:49:14 - Last edited on 22-Dec-2015 23:52:23 by Lali

Cucco Chaser
Dec Member 2008

Cucco Chaser

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Lady... of Recruitment... LADY?! Of Recruitment... L A D Y?!?! I am not a Lady !!! I am a big burly manly man in a big ole burly manly man character. Manly man man man man manly man man. I only play a WOMAN irl.

That aside, thank you for the promotion, I will not upset you all. Now then -takes out scroll of parchment, it would unravel and roll it's way throughout the Wizards' Tower in which I am being recorded within- I would like to thank my fans, EVERYONE. Everyone loves me, I know. I'm awesome. I would also like to thank me, because I'm beautiful. -winks at a mirror that always seems to be near- I would like to thank myself, and I for this opportunity. I would like to thank past me, for being there for me, present me, for being ****, and future me, for constructing that time machine and that never-aging potion... And finally, I would like to thank my pet rock. What a solid guy he's been through all of this.

-Tosses parchement over shoulder out the window- Also, Congratz to Princess Sora and Overseer Waller. Let us take over KoV--- I mean... work together to make KoV a better place for all.
~
Cucco Chaser
~


"He don't look like no cucco chaser to me. Then again, I ain't never met one before."

23-Dec-2015 00:07:42

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