THE VARROCK WITNESS -Saturday, 37 Septober, 1, 6A
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RACIAL VIOLENCE GROWING IN CROWNLAND, FEYLAND
A shocking series of events in the lower Crownlands and Feylands last night, as Guard elements found a Dwarf family murdered in their homes as they slept this morning. Anti-nonhuman slogans were found painted on the walls and furniture of the humble dwelling. Guard elements report that the family was 'in tatters', and that the killer or killers involved stabbed the Dwarf parents and children to death in an organized home-invasion. Due to the slogans, the Guard is currently investigating these killings as a hate crime, perhaps orchestrated by the infamous terrorist group Humans Against Monsters, or a splinter element thereof.
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VYRE BLOODSLAVES RUMORED IN THE MILLIONS
In what is doubtlessly the biggest affront to humanity in our lifetimes, the amount of humans enslaved by the Meiyerditch Covendom is projected to now be measured in millions. Veliaf Fontaine, local representative for the "Hallowlanders Rescue" foundation, claims that by his math, the evil regime now boasts a stable of over ten million enslaved humans. "This is the mission of our generation: to bring an end to the imprisonment and murder of a group of people larger than our whole nation.", Veliaf said.
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THE HM BANK OF MORYTANIA HEIST - WHO WAS IT?
Last month, in a violent, swift hostile action, six unknown criminals armed with advanced weaponry raided the HMBM branch in Canifis. The assailants drilled into the vault, and battled with a powerful mage before making off with nearly a million gold Crowns. Guard investigators are baffled as to the identity of these thieves, whom they have called 'Extremely well trained."
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