"In 1987, Dracula drank the blood of *******. On 2015, he died of hunger."-Facebook
Well then.
It's time, the big RA is here, maybe not as long as you might expect, but as any insecure man will tell you, it's not about how quantity, but quality.
Ok, joking aside, we have many rather interesting things that will interest the common forumgoer to no end, and some things that will make the rpers quite happy.
Enough beating around the bush, let us begin!
King of all things that go BOOM.
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Lali
----I found out where babies come from!-------------------
I studied for months and months on end, trying to decipher where babies come from. However after a long time and millions and millions of taxpayer's golds on research.
But it was all worth it to see Raine's slightly lecherous smile when I told her I was ready to make the royal baby.
And lo and behold I revealed the fruit of all my research, the reality bending machine called the babymaker 9001.
After Raine passed out from angrily slamming shots for a few hours ((She was displeased with my baby maker machine for some reason)) I managed to finally create a baby!
This baby had a patch on his eye, gray hair and despite having been born, he looked tired and sick of the world. Perfect royal material.
As such I would like to welcome the new addition to the royal family: Kite Sumane!
King of all things that go BOOM.
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19-Aug-2015 01:36:24
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Lali
-------"Vegeta, what does the commorb say about their power level?!?"----------
Now we transition from something everyone was asking for, to something no one was asking for, by early morning tomorrow you will all see a new thread on clan chat, the k0vian power rating.
This rp thread will not be a bio thread, it will be an tiered list of k0v's rp characters in terms of raw destructive force, what complex and deep purpose does this accomplish?
...Well i'm not entirely sure, but it's more RP.
Be aware though, this will be using different criterias of raw destructive/defensive power, it does not take character's mental/psychological/tactical abilities, so it's not a literal translation of who could win in fights, with enough strategy and skill, anyone can kill anyone.
King of all things that go BOOM.
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Lali
----"Funny story, the original name for this was "Grindr" until I actually looked up if anything else had this name... needless to say name got changed."-----------------
Now this thread has been a project I had kicking around in my head for a while, a thread where clannies can submit shows/songs/any other sort of media so that other clannies can look them up to have something to watch/listen while grinding levels.
There will be some categories of course to properly match people to the media they will benefit the most from while levelling, if you want further details, please check the thread ((once it's up)) and don't hesitate to submit your media!
So look forward for "The Daily Grind" thread!
King of all things that go BOOM.
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19-Aug-2015 01:37:34
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Lali
Yet another RA that goes without k0vian navy council announcement, and I am rather saddened by this fact. However I hope the new threads and new royal will somewhat ease the pain.
I will break character and want to thank Kite for all the dilligent work he has done not only for the architects but as a k0vian, truly a person worth emulating ((except on eye losing, cuz he loses them alot))
Have a good one k0v!
"How did you become king? yer level of procrastination is repulsive." -Rnoy
~King Lali
King of all things that go BOOM.
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19-Aug-2015 01:37:49
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Lali
*Celebrates my rise to power by having an extravagant meal of spaghetti with shredded mozz and a glass of watered down ale. Truly, it is a delicacy I could never have dreamed of before.*
I would like to thank everyone who helped me make it this far. The imp race whose population I have halved in my mad quest to acquire their champion's scroll. Mimics for terrifying me enough to build up the healthy paranoia that has kept me alive and successful. I would also like to thank Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Demon Souls and Bloodborne for removing that pesky sanity that got in my way. I must also give my most heartfelt thanks to Geralt of Rivia for just being a badass.
Thank you all for all the support.
Kite Sumane, Prince of Varrock