Greetings everyone, this your captain speaking. First and foremost I would like to thank everyone for choosing CLF airlines, the only airline that makes nonstop flights from Normal Town to I Don't Think We're in Kansas Anymore Land. I'd like to go over a few safety precaution before we get going. First direct your attention to the...
OH GOD! CRAP WHERE'D HE GO?? THERE HE IS! GRAB HIM! OH GOD THAT'S MY EYE! MY EYE!!!!! Oof! Right in the balls...
NO DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! GOTCHA!
Sorry about that folks, the tricky bastard learned how to open the window. At any rate, that's all the time we have for you this afternoon. If you have any questions sort it out among yourselves. I'm going to go find some ice....
25-Jan-2015 17:36:56