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FrostDragonZ

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Given that we're all clan leaders/representatives in here and we've all been in our clans for a long time, what are some of the funniest reasons people have given for leaving your clan? Do you have screenshots from when this happened?
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08-May-2019 16:06:36

FrostDragonZ

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Probably the funniest reason someone has ever left my clan was "f**k geese"
"Do not confuse darkness and light with evil and good. Real life does not deal in absolutes, not extremes. All life falls on a spectrum, and all life has capacity for both good and evil."
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08-May-2019 16:07:11

Jamandy52
Dec Member 2008

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So, my clan is basically run by myself and my husband. We had someone violate a fairly minor rule, and I was not logged in, but watched my husband as it happened. When I logged in 15 minutes later, this person tried to claim my husband made it all up, and that he would leave unless I banned my husband.

Unless I BANNED MY HUSBAND. Uhm, do you understand what sort of dynamic that would create in my household with him as a co clan leader?

I sent the offender screenshots and explained to him that I watched what happened myself, because, like most people, I live with my spouse.

I honestly was shocked.
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09-May-2019 04:03:03

FrostDragonZ

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Someone just left my clan because "not good with giving assistance when someone asked nicely about certain things"

But they never talked in CC. Nobody in the clan has EVER seen them talk. How tf are we supposed to answer questions you don't ask us? Lmao.
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-Zaros, Fate of the Gods, 2014

23-May-2019 04:25:21

Lisaa
Jun Member 2014

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From a guest, "Ban your [LGBT person] deputy from the clan or I won't guest in here anymore!"
Obviously, he said something quite different than "LGBT person," and was met with a swift perm ban.

There was another time, the person already left and I was trying to figure out why.

Person: "I'm leaving because someone in the clan is trying to extort me for money and I know you won't take care of it!"

Me: "What's he trying to blackmail you over?"

Person: "....doesn't matter anymore"

Me: "Well if it doesn't matter, then you can tell me"

Person: "He wanted 100m or he was going to tell you about my plan to poach people to my new clan as I left"

Me: .................................................................
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24-May-2019 16:38:46

Ghazgkull

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Lisaa said :


Person: "I'm leaving because someone in the clan is trying to extort me for money and I know you won't take care of it!"

Me: "What's he trying to blackmail you over?"

Person: "....doesn't matter anymore"

Me: "Well if it doesn't matter, then you can tell me"

Person: "He wanted 100m or he was going to tell you about my plan to poach people to my new clan as I left"

Me: .................................................................


this is gold.
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25-May-2019 03:43:04

Sicariu
Feb Member 2011

Sicariu

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Oh, I have quite a few.

1. (no screenshot) Recently, someone joined our CC as a guest, said they had read our recruitment thread, and were interested in joining. I recruited this person, and they proceeded to log out. Roughly two hours later, this person logged in and left the clan with the reason, "This clan isn't specific to my interests." They were probably online for 15 minutes or so while in the clan.

I can't understand what this person was expecting. What made you want to join the clan if it wasn't specific to your interests?


I skimmed through my Google doc and picked out some of my personal favorite screenshots from the last 4 years for people who were either kicked from our clan, or left and got added to our ban list.

2. This one seems pretty self explanatory. I don't have more screenshots, but this person trash talked our clan in the CC a lot.


3. This person was hunting down our clan members to PK them in the Wilderness. The last person he PKed was an Admin, who reminded him about the rule we have that PKing clan members in the Wilderness is not allowed. This sparked an argument that ended up in my PMs. I had had it at that point and was busy at the time, so I couldn't access the Clan Settings to kick him. Here's the end of the conversation:


4. This person left the clan because I demoted him after starting a heated argument with another clan member in the CC.


5. There's a lot going on here. Two members got kicked at the end of a very long argument in the CC, and we had a new member joining the clan not long before the second person got kicked.


6. And last, but not least, my personal favorite. One of my Organisers, who did absolutely nothing for two whole years while holding the rank, was demoted after a vote where we made Admin activity criteria more strict. Asking for his rank back nicely apparently wasn't an option, so he left.
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25-May-2019 05:25:57

Sicariu
Feb Member 2011

Sicariu

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I maxed out the character limit in my post, and I figured I should add dates to them:

1 - 15 May 2019
2 - 21 September 2015
3 - 29 October 2015
4 - 11 March 2018
5 - 21 October 2015
6 - 11 March 2018

Incidents like these have come few and far between for us, but some of them have stood out amongst the group. We haven't had too many people leave our clan where it wasn't expected.
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25-May-2019 05:32:38

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