Please accept (with no obligation, implied or implicit) my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, nutritionally balanced, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice or local equivalent holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of the religious or secular practices of your choice, and with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures/creeds, irrespective of race, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for others. Void where prohibited by law. Revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. These wishes are warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Have a good one, folks!
~~~~ Just another victim of the ambient morality ~~~~
Archaeox
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Please accept (with no obligation, implied or implicit) my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, nutritionally balanced, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice or local equivalent holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of the religious or secular practices of your choice, and with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures/creeds, irrespective of race, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for others. Void where prohibited by law. Revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. These wishes are warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Have a good one, folks!
This always makes me laugh.
Merry Christmas to all who keep it. Other wish of choice to anyone who doesn't.
(There, isn't that shorter? Not nearly as funny, though, I grant.)