Since it's all but official, I thought I might as well announce that I'm retiring from CYOC.
As a result, all the holdings of the Ascendant Kingdom have been reduced to nothingness.
Additionally, upon the occurence of this event, the Ascendant Kingdom has activated the doomsday weapon known as the Boom Boom Box.
This one was a blacklist project that created a device capable of projecting sound waves at one thousand decibels. If Kyr got the science right (and I have no reason to believe he didn't), then the Boom Boom Box has just created a black hole the size of the universe.
While the rules prevent me from destroying popular celestial bodies, they don't prevent me destroying anything on top of them.
As such, I have just wiped out all non-nation life in the universe, an untold number of less popular astral bodies, and any nation without sufficient protection against a giant black hole.
That is all. Enjoy the rest of your day.
25-Aug-2014 00:42:14