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D Chip

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Franklin sipped his coffee and growled again. It was decaf.

"Oh yeah, forgot to mention," came the chirpy voice again, "they're starting the new healthy-eating program today."

Leaving the coffee on the rear counter, he sat down and yawned. After opening his eyes again, he looked around the bridge. A six-by-ten metre ovoid, this was the command centre of the Yellowstone . Large, reinforced windows covered the forward wall and wrapped around to the sides and part of the roof, dimly illuminating the room with light from the Milky Way. He was sitting in the slightly raised command seat, almost directly in the centre of the room. To his left and right were the seats of the tactical chief and the first officer - Franklin's seat when the commander was on the bridge. Ahead of him were two consoles: the helm and ops, as well as floor entrances to the forward bridge escape pods. Behind him and to the left were two seats that belonged to the starfighter wing coordinators, to the right was engineering, and along the back wall was security and science - which the ensign occupied - as well as several empty consoles.

As Franklin scanned the bridge, he frowned, "Hey, shouldn't Alex and Mick be here as well?"

"Alex is down in engineering, fiddling with the probes, and Mick went to get a snack."

"I'm going to head to the common room as well, pick up some proper coffee. You alright up here?"

"I have this week's science logs to keep me occupied, I think I'll be fine."

"Right," replied Franklin, and headed to the door at the back of the room, swearing as he nearly tripped up the stairs. The hallway was equally dark, but the floor-side panels were lit a faint green, and the sign on the turbolift glowed clearly. As he approached it, the turbolift opened, and he stepped inside, absent-mindedly pressing the button for the fourth floor.

31-Mar-2014 00:27:39

SeanRS2k
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The Pineapple Papacy has once again sent pineapples to every person in every country. When they touch these pineapples, they will disappear in a cloud of dust, replaced by a note reading "April Fools".

In addition to this, a classified document has been leaked revealing a plan to make an artificial moon for the Earth, which takes the shape of a Pineapple. It is unknown if this is an April Fools joke, or if it's a serious plan.

Finally, the government of Atlantis is beginning the switch to metric time. As you obviously know, there are 100 metric minutes in an hour, 100 metric seconds in a minute, and 10 metric hours in a day. We understand the math doesn't add up, so we've lengthened a year to 1000 days, or a kilo-year.

02-Apr-2014 01:43:24 - Last edited on 02-Apr-2014 01:55:31 by SeanRS2k

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D Chip said :
SeanRS2k said :
so we've lengthened a year to 1000 days, or a kilo-year.


You mean a kiloday?

I was referring to 1000 days in a kilo year.

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The Atlantis Government has announced that metric time doesn't work really well, and has therefore returned to imperial time.

02-Apr-2014 12:42:23

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SeanRS2k said :
D Chip said :
SeanRS2k said :
so we've lengthened a year to 1000 days, or a kilo-year.


You mean a kiloday?

I was referring to 1000 days in a kilo year.


A kiloyear would have 1000 years aka a millennium. A kilo day would have 1000 days. Think of how a kilometre has 1000 metres or a kilogram has 1000 grams.

02-Apr-2014 13:55:20 - Last edited on 02-Apr-2014 13:56:04 by j68Flyby

Shing
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The Atlantis Government has announced that metric time doesn't work really well, and has therefore returned to imperial time.


Imperial time? You mean, physics?

Changing your definition of a year doesn't change the rate at which the Earth orbits the sun...

02-Apr-2014 21:18:27

SeanRS2k
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"Changing your definition of a year doesn't change the rate at which the Earth orbits the sun..."

Well, it is an April Fools joke.

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"A kiloyear would have 1000 years aka a millennium. A kilo day would have 1000 days. Think of how a kilometre has 1000 metres or a kilogram has 1000 grams."

Well, it is an April Fools joke.

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You guys are too serious. #Learn2Humour

02-Apr-2014 21:39:00

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