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Wc  Skill
Mar Member 2007

Wc  Skill

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Dear Miss Bella,
*clears throat*
I've read all your posts
but your hunter level is surprising at most
99 should be easy for such a nice fella'
Stick to the Chins
Watch, for they may explode
if caught, you can take them to your humble abode
their capture will surely be one of many wins
I hope you reach your goal this year
training will pay off in the long run
parading around with the cape will be a bit of fun
Just keep playing and there'll be nothing to fear!

Best of luck, mate!
Edit:
Crap...Someone posted before me.. *sigh* Now to reply to theirs..
Edit 2: THE REPLY DUN DUN DUN!!
Your rhyme may be lacking
But at least you're not slacking
your message was clear
You wish her good luck for the year. ;)
A short reply to a short reply. ;)

17-Nov-2011 17:55:29 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2011 17:57:59 by Wc  Skill

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You may be a cutting skiller but you clearly aint met the real killer
When I chop an yew tree it goes in the Guinnes book of world records
I chop real trees like a man you just chop cardboard
I actually play this game, and I have mega levels
I can't think of another rhyme so **** you

17-Nov-2011 17:58:20

Wc  Skill
Mar Member 2007

Wc  Skill

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LOL! I laughed out loud from that!!!

You seem bash my skills
for I have not seen many kills
But I do my fair share of killings
but only after I put on my roof some shillings (construction reference...)
I do my damage with rings of recoil
I'll leave the enemies bones in the soil. ;)

Edit:
Apologies accepted, Morphy! =)

17-Nov-2011 18:01:20 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2011 18:02:59 by Wc  Skill

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You aint even gonna duke it out with me, from your incompetence that is shown quite clearly
And if you really were good at this, I doubt you would rhyme like a little siss-y
Your rhyme are at best a warped reflection, of the rhyming skills that I have reached perfection
At completing, perfectly every time, because at rhyming I have the title Wunderkind
In conclusion, the rap of W.C. Skills is about as enjoyable as Grandpa's morning pills

17-Nov-2011 18:06:25 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2011 18:07:13 by [#QH6FJTSQ1]

Wc  Skill
Mar Member 2007

Wc  Skill

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your rhymes may be better
Because you're very clever..
But do you have the skills
to back up all your kills?
What do you do with all the loot?
You can't just give it the boot
Do you sell it in the GE?
I'll wait for your reply and see...

Edit: Silly censor removing GE...

17-Nov-2011 18:08:42 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2011 18:09:08 by Wc  Skill

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You can't even rhyme without swearing, that's very uncaring
To users who don't need the censor, to masterfully use the rhyme dispenser
Just because we're having a nice rhyme battle doesn't mean you have to fake skill with prattle
I'm actually a gangsta, so drizzle my nizzle, hizzle fo-shizzle
I can move this flow like quantum tunneling, and you're the one I'm pummeling
edit: aw you beat me to it. BY ONE SECOND.... so the above rhyme is for you :(

17-Nov-2011 18:11:42 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2011 18:12:26 by [#QH6FJTSQ1]

Hakari

Hakari

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The omni 1 is the only one
who can turn the sun
without burning.
He tried to do it but when he woke up the next murning,
He saw he was turning
into coal.
He cried half a day maybe a whole.
He went to doctor Amanda the Nurse,
But her medicines made it only worse.
He wanted to quit this game
but his friend told him that would be lame.
So he decided to go into the Wildy.
With no risk on he shouted to the people there: KILL ME!
And so did the pker Sparc Mac with ease.
The omni 1 respawned in lumbridge and was cured from his disease.

17-Nov-2011 18:27:37 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2011 18:29:03 by Hakari

Wc  Skill
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Wc  Skill

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Your rhymes are clever
but your structure you did sever...
I love your use of RuneScape
but your lines make zero shape...
Well, aside from that..
You have a fancy hat
I had one when I was a 3
haven't changed much, you see?
It's nice round and blue
although I did have two,
I tried to buy one with trim
but I was scammed by a man named slim...
I lost my fifty k
way back in the day..
But now I wish I had that hat
Oh, how I hated that rat... (the scammer, of course..)

17-Nov-2011 18:51:33

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