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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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You find a note informing you everything that was in this crate has been taken away and put into another crate hidden away in a secret location you will never find!

However, on the back of the note is a map to the secret location. After a long, difficult journey, you arrive and discover - the original crate!

You hear a voice from the crate. It says, "Oh no. Not again!"

With a sense of nostalgia, you search the crate...
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

11-Jun-2021 21:42:04

Deltaslug

Deltaslug

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You find a Wand of Turn Undead. When you use it on the nearest zombie, you find it only makes the Zombie turn around once.

You search the crate again to find a Wand of Wanding as it only creates a wand and then destroys itself.

You search the crate again to find a Wand of Jokes Dad Jokes Bad Jokes ...

To your horror you stop searching the crate as you realize what it truly is. To stop the menace, you use every skill you have in Runescape to destroy the abomination.

Finally, knowing that you've saved the world from the Crate of Dad Jokes, you breathe a sigh of relief ... and then turn around ... but an eerie feeling takes over ...

You turn around.

A crate has appeared in the ruins of the crate you had just destroyed.

You understand your fate.

You know you cannot run from this.

You do what you must.

You cannot deny it.

You do as you have so many times before.

You search the crate ....

13-Jun-2021 15:47:22

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