You find three pairs of dirty socks belonging to Saradomin.
Curious as to how much you might be able to sell these discarded holy garments to the Lumbridge church for, you search the crate...
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.
You find that not all items can be sold on the GE nor does anyone have that much of an interest in hoarding dirty socks, regardless of who the celebrity is.