OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!, Okay... lets try to keep calm and think this out before you doom us all. Have you tried zoning out the the astral particles being emitted by the wormhole into separate dimensions, their magnetic pull during separation should cause the wormhole to bend slightly enough for us to hit it with gamma flux pressure beam, If that works out nicely we can then send in a probe to retrieve your spoon from the reverse plane where it upset the balance of all things negative creating that cosmic wormhole that now threatens to suck in everything in this universe. Once we've got back the spoon, balance should be restored on that plane but the receding wormhole will create a rather powerful vacuum so do try to be a good distance away from your soup when that happens.
Waiter, might I ask what exactly are you doing in my soup?
12-Jun-2012 15:31:13