Sir,might I reccomend you be more specific next time? 'Iceberg' and 'Iceberg Lettuce' are two very different things,as I'm sure you're aware.
Waiter,there appears to be a clockwork doll in my soup!
Sorry sir, nest time we'll put 2 cabbages in the soup.
WAITER THERE A DRAGON DAGGER IN MY SOUP... AND I FLIPPING SWALLOWED IT!!! GGAAA... OOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont reply to mine Card.. -.-
No big deal, he probably will taste fine with salt
So once again...
WAITER THERE A DRAGON DAGGER IN MY SOUP... AND I FLIPPING SWALLOWED IT!!! GGAAA... OOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!