RuneScape Forum Archive | What not to say at a funeral#2

Scales121

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It wasn't my fault! He was in the way! I was just trying to shoot the wall behind him..
I thought I told him the gun was loaded...
What?...We were playing cops and robbers! What else do you expect? Was I just supposed to let him get away?

18-Sep-2010 02:19:15

BrainsOrBust

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I'm only here for the free drinks!

18-Sep-2010 03:31:09

Nomad Beer

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That guy really knew how to throw a party.
-"And she died in a fatal accident"
Wow she really had me convinced

18-Sep-2010 03:49:17

LadyDoctor

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"That's not my Dad."

18-Sep-2010 04:48:04 - Last edited on 18-Sep-2010 04:48:51 by LadyDoctor

Aei

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I had a cousin tell me this:
Okay, so you know at weddings how your grandma is always saying you're next, you're next. Well say that to her at a funeral.

18-Sep-2010 04:55:31

Mysticleaf

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- death walks into the scene - so priest, heres your payment for doing your job.
everyone:-stares with mouth open-
death:-to priest- want another job?

21-Sep-2010 06:52:00 - Last edited on 21-Sep-2010 06:57:44 by Mysticleaf