"hey it was pretty convincing at first, when he told me he could fly"
"can i leave now?"
"ok, so maybe i DID think that pulling the tip off a grenade and giving it to my friend would be a good idea"
"i didnt think having c4 strapped to his chest would end up gettinghim killed!"
"if anyone has 70 prayer, he can get his stuff back"
*the dead guy has a hatchet in his back*"hey, i thought he was a tree!"
*talking to his crying mom mom* "we cna go to burgerking after this right? RIGHT? this is boring!"
"so maybe i did think my best friend was a trespasser so, i shot him in the head with an elephant rifle and threw his remains inthe fire, that doesnt make me a bad guy, does it?"
*walks up to funeral* "ooh free prayer exp!" *buries the dead guys bones in the ground* " why are you all looking at me?"
person 1: omg i think hes still alive!
person 2: yeah thats nice, now could someone hand me a friggin stake!?
trapped in a blizzard, we the only ones there. im a cannibal, seriously, what do you guys expect?
he told me to try out my new poisoned darts, so i tried out my new poisoned darts!
"hi guys,i bought the movie, brought the dvd player and tv, and the strippers are on there way!" "wait, why is there a guy sitting in that casket over there? why isnt anybody smiling?!"
05-Aug-2010 06:42:44
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05-Aug-2010 07:18:51
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Entei Raikou
