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Faux Fox
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from the Graham Chapman Funeral... As Said by John Cleese
"Graham Chapman*(c0)-author of the Parrot Sketch, is no more. He has ceased to be. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. He's kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his last, and gone to meet the great Head of Light Entertainment in the sky. And I guess that we're all thinking how sad it is that a man of such talent, of such capability for kindness, of such unusual intelligence, should now so suddenly be spirited away at the age of only forty-eight, before he'd achieved many of the things of which he was capable, and before he'd had enough fun. Well, I feel that I should say: nonsense. Good riddance to him, the freeloading bas****, I hope he fries. And the reason I feel I should say this is he would never forgive me if I didn't, if I threw -- threw away this glorious opportunity to shock you all on his behalf. Anything for him but mindless good taste. I could hear him whispering in my ear last night as I was writing this. "All right, Cleese," he was saying, "you're very proud of being the very first person ever to say 'shi*' on British television; if this service is really for me, just for starters, I want you to become the first person ever, at a British memorial service, to say 'f***'"."
Theres one for the Monty Python fans.

16-Nov-2008 14:24:26 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2008 14:25:06 by Faux Fox

Tugsalot
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Whoa, let me get this straight, I just paid $50,000 to have this dude dig a hole and put that little beast in that hole and put the dirt back on him!!! I could have done that at home!!! this freakin bites...
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18-Nov-2008 00:22:17

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Hey what happend here? -Turns on the music and brings out drinks and food!- Did he get Pked by a level 3 or what...Okay let's sell his stuff at Grand Exchange for minimum price!
Did he only have 10 hp? Oh well..That ele' is mine, plus the glory and 7.4mill.

18-Nov-2008 00:29:43

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"don't fart in front of the dead body!"
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28-Nov-2008 16:41:47

Tugsalot
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Dude, he said I would get the insurence money and ps3 when he died! I basically just went through all of that hard work and planning to kill him for a stupid china set!
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13-Dec-2008 01:08:33 - Last edited on 13-Dec-2008 01:09:52 by Tugsalot

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Uncle Joe... How could you do such a thing?
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13-Dec-2008 01:13:21

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