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Dartanis210
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Dartanis210

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ok u want bump war andre? *makes a call on his fone* you got one.
*sandwich lady appears and slams baguette into andres gut hard enough to break steel. and we all know how tough that baguette weapon is. every time andre gets away or goes for dart she reappears and slams that indesctructable hard baguette into andre'* arms, or legs, or belly again. finally a note from dart lands in front of andre*
the note reads: i told the sandwich lady you said her cooking gives people salmonella poisoning and also that it tastes worse than a bucket of camel dung you dip camulets in. needless to say she is going to beat some sense into you. have fun!
*andre looks up from his painfull merciless beating and sees dart walking off to go play his super nintendo while the sandwich lady handles andre
(oh i almost forgot. bump :)

20-Jun-2008 13:03:51

D Andre98

D Andre98

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*Whispers somthing to the mime.**The mime gets mad,and traps dart in a box with no air.**Then the mime walks over to the samwitch lady and eats her food.**Then he asks her out on a date.(With his hands of course)**They walk into the sunset**

I told the mime that you think that he is a fake idiotic gimpy loser who makes a life off of begging.I also told him the samwitch lady likes him.

21-Jun-2008 18:58:11 - Last edited on 21-Jun-2008 18:59:47 by D Andre98

Dartanis210
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Dartanis210

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*explodes out of the box extremely angry*
PREPARE TO LOSE THE BUMP WAR ANDRE!
*dart makes the hand signs and performs multi shadow clone jutsu, surrounding andre with a thousand darts. andre just rolls his eyes remembering the last time dart used naruto attacks. the dart clones rush in, using all kinds of jutsu, moves like raisengan and chidori. andre beats them as they come, relying on his super cool skills that always wins his bump wars against dart. hours pass and when the smoke clears andre is alone on the field. he looks around wondering where dart is since all the darts he defeated were just clones.
miles away, in his house, the real dart is relaxed, listening to music and playing final fantasy tactics advance on his gameboy advance. he knew he would lose the fight so he left right after he made the clones for andre to fight. he just doesent know andre beat them all already*
(and before i forget: bump)

22-Jun-2008 13:10:43

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