You know you are in Runescape when...
you can hold thousands/millions/billions of arrows at once in your quiver.
you can eat a shark in one bite.
you take a moment to eat multiple sharks while boxing/fighting someone.
you don't eat candy because they can only be get from Treasure Trails.
you drop valuable items onto the ground but don't worry that someone will steal them until one minute after dropping.
steroids are legal and massively sold in liquids.
your friend disappears all of a sudden and some words appear saying: "*friend's name* has logged out."
you can't play Runescape (since you have no computers).
it is possible to change your gender by giving 3000 gold coins to a magician.
you never play board games because no one ever plays.
school is taught by a red dragon and all you have to do is elementary school odd one out, sorting, shapes, and colors to get your diploma/degree which is a gift box.
it is illegal to buy or sell money with money.
there are no taxes, loans, or interest.
The universe shuts down occasionally and then comes back online.
You can only jump when you are happy.
The universe is controlled by something called Jagex who is actually a corporation?
mithril is a real metal that is a blue color and can be mined.
09-Nov-2011 23:13:10