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Ancient Drew

Ancient Drew

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Yes. Screw the ground.

You have an eight-pack, can outrun a cheetah, climb and jump between trees with ease, and on top of that have wicked sports skills that would make any old sporting legend blush.
BUT

You die at the age of 40.
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24-Oct-2016 20:26:09

Celebelian

Celebelian

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Seeing as I'm nearly 30 now... I think I'll pass.

You can light fires with your mind
BUT

It leaves a permanent, visible scar on your body each time you do so.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

26-Oct-2016 02:55:19

Super Ryan70
Dec Member 2015

Super Ryan70

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Lol that seems pointless too me. So I will say no. And besides I don't enjoy cake enough anyway to want it.

Any drink you buy would never empty. This means that you would be able to keep drinking the same drink forever. Also the drink would remain as fresh as the day you bought it.
BUT

All non alcoholic drinks would become alcoholic and you would not notice any difference in terms of taste. However they would be able to get you drunk and effect your body in the same way alcohol can. All of these drinks would contain 4% alcohol. Along with this alcoholic drinks would become good for you and be non alcoholic. They would also no longer get you drunk and there would be no difference in terms of taste.
Brassica Prime:
Truly to be the most delicious is to wield this power. The power to create and destroy. And as the most delicious of gods, I am the font of this delicious power. From me spills all the deliciousness in creation.

11-Jan-2017 00:26:25 - Last edited on 11-Jan-2017 00:44:30 by Super Ryan70

Artemia Ford

Artemia Ford

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No, thank you, seeing that I do not like the taste of alcoholic drinks and thus also have never been drunk, it's a lose/lose situation.

You can change your physical form into anything you like at will, once a day. Be it minor changes like changing your hair color to big ones like changing your body to become a dinosaur.
BUT

Nobody would recognize you if you do, no matter what you've changed and how convincing you may sound.
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11-Jan-2017 05:39:15 - Last edited on 11-Jan-2017 05:39:34 by Artemia Ford

Super Ryan70
Dec Member 2015

Super Ryan70

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No thanks because I need people to be able to recognise me.

You have the ability to cast non combat STANDARD spells and LUNAR spells (from Runescape) just by using your hands. In simple terms any that could help in real life such as high level alchemy.
BUT

You would have to live in a wooden cabin in the forest for 3 years. It would be fairly near a city but to get there you would have to walk for 30 minutes. You would also not be able to contact any relatives/friends you had before doing this. This would be just for the 3 years. However you would be able to make new friends and keep in contact with them.
Brassica Prime:
Truly to be the most delicious is to wield this power. The power to create and destroy. And as the most delicious of gods, I am the font of this delicious power. From me spills all the deliciousness in creation.

28-Jan-2017 03:05:59 - Last edited on 28-Jan-2017 12:07:41 by Super Ryan70

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