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Super Ryan70
Dec Member 2015

Super Ryan70

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Yes I would definitely have that. I don't think the vomiting every 100 times is that much of a big deal for me. I would probably have purple Grape Juice or some hot Fruit Tea. Either one would be great.

You can eat/touch any hot foods and drink/touch any hot drinks and not get burnt or feel any pain from heat.
BUT

Cold foods would be twice as cold for the rest of your life. Brassica Prime:
Truly to be the most delicious is to wield this power. The power to create and destroy. And as the most delicious of gods, I am the font of this delicious power. From me spills all the deliciousness in creation.

13-Sep-2016 01:40:37 - Last edited on 13-Sep-2016 01:45:32 by Super Ryan70

Ancient Drew

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Nope. That probably means hot food that gets cold goes that way twice as fast.

You marry the most beautiful and kindhearted woman in history, and you both enjoy 100 years of pure happiness without any problems of any kind (except the one I will mention below in the BUT section).
BUT

Your best man is the most annoying person of all time. That best man will come knocking on your doors every Sunday, flirting with her, raiding your fridge, and every so often will throw an incredibly loud party in the neighbourhood in the late hours, waking the kids up (your own and the neighbours' alike) in the middle of the night. Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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13-Sep-2016 06:23:35

SAMURAl
Sep Member 2021

SAMURAl

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Definitely, living for 100 more years by itself makes it worthwhile, throwing in the most beautiful woman in the world (definitely Emma Watson) makes this a no brainer. Also I have a very high tolerance for annoyance so it really wouldn't bother me.

You are given a no bars pass that forces any woman you present it to to have intercourse with you.

BUT

It is only valid on women who have no interest in you (so they would be doing it against their will)

AND

The pass curses you to never be able to find true love.

13-Sep-2016 07:07:36

Ancient Drew

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No. I'm not taking anything that legalises rape.

You own a small business that you have been running by yourself for a few years. Suddenly an extremely rich and successful businessman offers a £10 million investment that will rise by 20% every year, and offers to tell you his secrets to success before he dies, which will be in 3 years. From that point on, you will own his entire enterprise and your children will take over when your time comes as well.

BUT


You have 5 years to live. Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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13-Sep-2016 07:30:51

Dreamshot

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That's a tough one. My health isn't great to begin with, although I'll probably live to see old age...however, the knowledge that my kids would essentially be set for life...

I'd take the deal, difficult as it would be. I would have to make sure to make those 5 years really count.


You would be able to have the most amazing eyesight ever. The ability to distinguish colors like a bird of prey, the ability to see into the infared or ultraviolet spectrum at will, or even focus your sight in on the microscopic world any time you want. Your eyesight would never falter or get weaker, no matter how long you live.

BUT

You would entirely lose your sense of smell forever- which would greatly diminish your sense of taste, as well.
...remembers when you had to USE EACH AND EVERY FISH IN YOUR INVENTORY WITH A RANGE to cook them...
*clickclickclickclick*

14-Sep-2016 22:53:07

Super Ryan70
Dec Member 2015

Super Ryan70

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No thanks. I really enjoy trying different foods and for that reason would hate losing sense of smell.

You can have £50,000 (in your local currency) and free meals at your favourite restaurant for a month.
BUT

You have to spend 7 hours in the sahara desert wearing 3 layers of clothes and a big winter jacket. You would also be unable to take off the clothes for that time. Once the time has passed you would magically teleport home. Count to 60 a total of 420 times and that is how long it is. Brassica Prime:
Truly to be the most delicious is to wield this power. The power to create and destroy. And as the most delicious of gods, I am the font of this delicious power. From me spills all the deliciousness in creation.

15-Sep-2016 02:30:35 - Last edited on 20-Sep-2016 02:06:15 by Super Ryan70

Ancient Drew

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I would. I'm in the countryside so sand is a rarity for me.

You are guaranteed to get drops of 1M for every monster you kill in your Slayer assignment except for bosses, and bosses always give 100M per kill.

BUT


The only food you are allowed to eat is cabbage, you use Legacy mode and the highest armour you're allowed to wear is Tier 50. And if you die, you lose all of your money including what's in your bank. Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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16-Sep-2016 17:12:51 - Last edited on 16-Sep-2016 17:13:31 by Ancient Drew

Nosword

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i dont play rs3 anymore so it wouldnt do me any good. id take the deal for osrs tho since i might play that again one day

everybody is super friendly to you and will agree to anything you say
BUT
secretly everyone hates you Old School

16-Sep-2016 17:18:54

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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That sounds pretty much like real life, so yeah sure.

You have the choice to raise all your skills instantly to 99

BUT

everyone believes you botted to get those levels, and Jagex permanently changes your title to "The Botter", even though there's no proof(since you didn't actually bot) Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

21-Sep-2016 03:14:00

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