I alch myself and become a pile of 999999999999999 coins. Unfortuneatly, being a pile of coins, I was unable to pick myself up, and dissappeared in two minuets.
(alches self) omg im gold, its like i have gilded rune on without the armor!!!!!!! awesooooooooome!!!!!! i go to sell myself and the feds come to me and say: its against the law to turn yourself into gold. i say:what wait noooo!!! fed says:your coming with me! i say:uh uh uhhhh.... cant touch me!..........cant touch me!.........ju-ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guys, from lethal weapon 2, ive got diplomatic immunity, so hammer you cant sue cant touch me!!! excpet for you, you can touch me