I Alch myself and suddenly the Make-Over Mage turns up, turns me into a female, Aruby from Varrock comes and teleports me to R. Essence Mine, some random folk hits his pickaxe on me, and I die. Suddenly at Camelot some teleporter teleports onto me, the alch finished I turn into a Rotten Tomato. I get squished and spawn where I was.
Stupid Bones To bannana's spell... let's try this again, shall we?
I alch myself and get...
AHH! MY FLESH IS MELTING!!! OW OW OW!!!
WRONG SPELL! AAAAARG!!!!(Melts into a bar made out of flesh, blood, and bones)
Noob comes along: Oh, sweet! a bronze bar!(takes it)Now I can get level 2 smithing!(Uses me on an anvil)
NO*****OO!!!!
(my guts splatter everywhere. Inexplicably, A bronze dagger is left on the anvil)
Noob: WTF HAX!