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vonSageworth

vonSageworth

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Rules are simple.

Player one has a problem
Player two is unhelpful by keeping the problem the same or worse.

Example:
Player one: I fell and skinned my knee
Player two: breaks the knee

Player two: I have a flat tire and no spare
Player three: Gives him another flat tire

Player three: (Poses a problem)
Player four: (Unhelpful)

Get the idea? Please keep it clean and abide by the forum rules.

I'll get the ball rolling:

My hair is a mess and I can't do a thing with it.
Music is the Heartbeat of the World


Let's flip a coin; heads I win, tails you lose. Fair enough?

14-Dec-2021 15:29:17

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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*lets out the sweats until they are large enough to easily fit an 800-pound person*

Oops! I dropped an ice cube on the floor.
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

15-Dec-2021 04:53:54

vonSageworth

vonSageworth

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Here...This will quench your thirst. *Pours bucket of ice water over you*



My mobile phone died while playing RuneScape and it won't come back on.
Music is the Heartbeat of the World


Let's flip a coin; heads I win, tails you lose. Fair enough?

16-Dec-2021 07:51:01

Deltaslug

Deltaslug

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Develops a new skill called Pet Hunter where training it is only done by getting in game pets and you need to complete it in order to get your max/comp cape back. There is no skill pet for it.


I need help overcoming my crippling fear of doors.

18-Dec-2021 13:49:45

vonSageworth

vonSageworth

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Takes off all the doors in your house/apartment, including the front door and back door. Yes, even the bathroom door. Then I'll cut them up and make a fence around your property, except for the gate, that will be left whole.



I don't have a lawn mower and my grass is knee high. Can you help me?
Music is the Heartbeat of the World


Let's flip a coin; heads I win, tails you lose. Fair enough?

20-Dec-2021 07:30:38

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

Posts: 10,543 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Absolutely! *switches on flamethrower and proceeds to set your lawn, and your home, on fire*

Oh...that's not good. Can someone help me put out this raging fire?
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

29-Dec-2021 04:17:46

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