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2023

nbg

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Pours radiator fluid all over his body.

I locked my keys in my car and I see inside my car is a rat tearing things apart.

05-Jan-2022 04:05:52

Deltaslug

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I flood the car with an expanding foam that simultaneously suffocates the rat and pops all of the windows and doors off the car allowing you entry ... after you get rid of the foam. Enjoy.

I have a fear of kittens.

08-Jan-2022 05:54:16

hit me one50

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here try this its called Eu de Catnip it`s a cream and comes in a cat food tin with a self opener

soon I will start on a 1k Puzzle any advice not where to start?

09-Jan-2022 00:16:07

Kat Stryke

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*Turns over all the puzzle pieces so that the plain cardboard side faces up*

*Throws in several pieces from other puzzles, as well as some rocks shaped like puzzle pieces*

*Pours sand all over the puzzle*

Now solve!

You're not just putting together a puzzle - you're training Archaeology. ^_^

It's very cold outside and my car won't start. It must be the battery. Can someone help? I've been putting out fire with gasoline! ^_^

Kat's Diary

10-Jan-2022 07:55:42

hit me one50

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Give you a battery (energy drink) and blanket for your car

A new candy bar is stuck in between two of the tables, so what too do?

01-Feb-2022 20:06:05

Kat Stryke

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*sets fire to both tables, but grabs the candy bar before it melts*

That was close! *eats the candy bar*

Oh no. The RS servers are down! Can someone get them working again? I've been putting out fire with gasoline! ^_^

Kat's Diary

01-Feb-2022 20:36:52

Mze

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Disable your wifi network and keep trying.

I lost my phone and need to call my boss that I'm coming later, what do I do?
Maker of noises, teller of stories.

21-Feb-2022 21:08:45

Aslon Dak

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Not to worry, I got this for you.

*calls your boss for you to explain you think they are a complete idiot and you would rather eat a dozen rotten eggs than work for them for one more day*

Good news! Your boss says you need not hurry back...ever.

There is a large pothole in the middle of my street. Could someone fix this? Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

22-Feb-2022 07:12:52

Deltaslug

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*sets off nearly a mile's worth of demolition charges*
There ya go, no more street.

How do I efficiently train bankstanding and bankstaring in RS3 and OSRS?

11-Mar-2022 19:47:35

Kat Stryke

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*pours quick-drying cement all over your feet*

I want to restore some artefacts, but I have run out of materials. Can someone help? I've been putting out fire with gasoline! ^_^

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18-Mar-2022 02:15:06

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