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vonSageworth

vonSageworth

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MY HOME!! You burnt down my home!! The grass, trees, shrubs are all replaceable, but my home?

Yes, I will help you put out the fire. *Calls the fire department and police. Tells them that you are an arsonist and was responsible for the forest fire last month. They search your vehicle and find probable cause.*
Music is the Heartbeat of the World


Let's flip a coin; heads I win, tails you lose. Fair enough?

29-Dec-2021 14:21:55

Rooh
Jan
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Rooh

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Of course! I'll knit you a fire blankets, it should be ready by February.

I just noticed that one of the tyres on my car is flat, can anyone help?
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

29-Dec-2021 15:33:15

Shyleagh

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Sure, I'll help you!

*Jacks the car up. Takes off the flat tire and puts it in the trunk of my car*

See? No more flat tire. "Bye, see ya around." *Drives off*



I was going for a walk and got caught in a downpour without an umbrella or rain gear. Can someone help me?
Patience
is a
Virtue
, but
Life
is too
short.

31-Dec-2021 17:04:23

vonSageworth

vonSageworth

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Contacts Jagex to find out what it would take (bribery) to take down the RSOF Games Forum for lack of interest.


My neighbor was bringing in the New Year with illegal fireworks. A rocket smashed through my garage window and hit a gas can. Now my garage is on fire. (Geezes, first my house and now my garage).
Music is the Heartbeat of the World


Let's flip a coin; heads I win, tails you lose. Fair enough?

02-Jan-2022 16:29:18

Rooh
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Rooh

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I managed to put out the fire but there was some, erm... collateral damage and you now have a pond where your garage used to be.


I was building something yesterday and got a really painful splinter in my thumb!
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

03-Jan-2022 11:57:16

SlR
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SlR

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Trades you a 280 blocks of cheese, 280 chocolate bars, 280 pots of cream and 280 cakes.

I'm having trouble with mice in the attic, any advice? Bob says:
A bank PIN will keep your items secure.
Always check the second trade screen.
Never trade in the Wilderness!
Keep your computer keylogger-free and virus scanned.
Never give your password out to anyone.

03-Jan-2022 13:32:46

vonSageworth

vonSageworth

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Calls the Wicked Witch of the North to cast a freeze spell on King and Queen Slime.
Calls for a crane with a wrecking ball and smashes them the smithereens.
Calls for a truck load of dry ice to pack the pieces in.
Calls NASA to have them put into a space ship and sends them into space.
Calls the military to have the space ship blown up.
After all, we don't need little Slimies running around. They breed worse than rabbits!


Upon very close investigation, I discover I have little microscopic aliens running through my bloodstream. I need help.... Fast!
Music is the Heartbeat of the World


Let's flip a coin; heads I win, tails you lose. Fair enough?

05-Jan-2022 02:41:32

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