Someone: well... you see... i let him win of course! coz just when we were fighting i had a random event and it attacked me. so it wasnt the lvl 3 who beat me it was the lvl 323 who killed me... durrr
Mate: what random event has a lvl of 323.... and how was that letting him win?
Someone: errmmmm....
I was going to Falador to get stuff when I was one of those typical bot clumps by the trees right outside the city enterance. I walked up to one of the bot dudes and said "Hey, moron!" And y'know what he did? HE JUST STOOD THERE AND KEPT SWINGING HIS WC AXE AT THE TREE!!! I HATE it when people don't get insulted when they should. So I got so mad at him that I leapt on him with my g maul and swung it at him. He just stood there, being a prog. The g maul swung right over his head and hit the tree trunk so that the tree snapped in half and it fell on me.
IT REALLY WAS THE LVL 3 NOOB'S FAULT!! HE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THERE!! HE COULD'VE BEEN ANYWHERE ELSE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TREES ARE IN RUNESCAPE? HE COULD HAVE BEEN CUTTING ANY OF THOSE DOWN!! BUT NO, HE HAD TO CUT DOWN THAT PARTICULAR TREE, DIDN'T HE?! DIDN'T HE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
So, yeah, I got killed by a Lvl 3.
*embarassed silence*
It's kind of scary, how these things happen.
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The lvl 3 killed me because...it wasn't just one lvl 3...it was a army of them! They destroyed me! They even took my last cookie! And i was going to spare that!
I laughed, and he was going to leave, he tripped, knocked me in the river, I drowned, respawned in falador, and i killed myself... It looked like this
Oh no! you rolled into the river
You feel like you are drowning...
Oh Dear, You Are dead!
You respawn in Falador.
Oh Dear, You are Dead!
*sniff*
he poked me in the eye with a rusty sword...
then he climbed up a willow tree. I tried to cut it down with my rune axe but he jumped on me and ran away.
4 days later, my doctor told me I had "irregular blood poisoning", and told me that this can only be caused by a rusty object.